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MADE A HTTP://SORRYPU NK.COM 20 7 7 Dear gamers, Kain is deified. The clans tell tales of him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me, and my brethren. I am Raziel, first-born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium. Over time, we became less human and more... divine. Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would follow. UntilI had the honor of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... agony. There was only one possible outcome - my eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead. "Cast him in.' Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this helI. An eternity passed, and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me... and yet I lived. "Raziel... you are worthy..." CD PORJEKT RED

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CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 SyberapaNk 20 7 7 Dear gamers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -Bowser CD PORJEKT RED
FOONE (NEWS) A 345009. 8 66 4 20 7 7 Dear gamers, We've become aware of an issue that can potentially cause the loss of your save data when entering the hospital map. To prevent this issue from occurring, please follow the steps below: 1. Always enter the hospital through the front doors. Do not use any of the other entrances at this time. 2. After entering, immediately approach the receptionist and follow her directions. 3. Be sure to talk to any doctors you encounter in the corridor. 4. When you arrive at the hospital room, immediately approach the bed that is occupied by a crying woman. If the game should freeze at any point during this process, we recommend pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart your PC. Regards, CD PORJEKT RED
foone 000 @Foone OK I made a cyberpunk apology generator. It's a hacked up death generator designed to make an image that looks like cd project red is apologizing. I thought I'd hack this together real quick while the meme is ongoing. Play with it here: foone.github.io/Cyberpunk2077A... Dear gamers. I'm sorry our game didn't come out bug-free after months of crunch. We'll whip our workers harder and keep crunching through chrimbas until we get this stupid game working enough to stop losing money off it. CD PORJEKT RED 2:33 AM - Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter Web App
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