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TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon How to deal with finances like an adult 1: Never check bank balance 2: Pretend things are fine 3: Live in a constant state of fear 4. Repeat

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Soham @king26_sk your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

This is how Mercedes-Benz advertised their strong headlight. Professor Barclay Cool, now I can actually become blind when driving at night.

mcc @mcc@mastodon.social As a reminder, if you still have Twitter account(s) -I recommend you delete them before November 15, at which poin a TOS that gives Twitter permission to scrape your posts for "Al" comes into effect. My read (NOT A LAWYER) Is that fully deleting the account is the way to avoid them getting this permission. -If you're at all considering that I recommend you request a Twitte archive **THIS SECOND**, as it takes about 24 hours to be emaile to you. Details/links: mastodon.social/@mcc/113324547... Nov 12, 2024, 12:26 AM Web 256 boosts 173 favorites mcc @mcc 10h * Note that even if you delete your Twitter you can still keep your posts online, by using an archive -> html tool, such as this one which I used for my own archive: github.com/mcclure/twitter-arc... (This is a fork of Darius's tool with support for >2GB archives. The documentation could use another editing pass, I apologize for this.). mcclure/twitter- archiver Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive 80 4 30 3 Contributors Issues Stars Forks GitHub GitHub - mcclure/twitter-archiver: Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive - mcclure/twitter-a... 3

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And now they complain

Twitter Public Policy @Policy 000 Ahead of the Ugandan election, we're hearing reports that Internet service providers are being ordered to block social media and messaging apps. We strongly condemn internet shutdowns – they are hugely harmful, violate basic human rights and the principles of the #Openlnternet. 6:22 PM · Jan 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 5.4K Retweets 23.4K Quote Tweets 9K Likes Twitter Public Policy @Policy 000 Replying to @Policy Access to information and freedom of expression, including the public conversation on Twitter, is never more important than during democratic processes, particularly elections.

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It all makes sense now

Lane @ersatz_elevator IPA stands for "It's Piss Actually" and I think that's beautiful 7:44 PM · 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone 6,953 Retweets 379 Quote Tweets 63.3K Likes

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Me and my depression have such a good relationship

corri'+ @okiecorri depression knows my love language is quality time so it hangs out with me 24/7 5:20 PM · 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone 1,127 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 9,705 Likes

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that horse has quite the memory

Liam Neeson Says Horse He Worked With In New Film Remembered Him From Previous Film boo pearer @marth_burton [Liam Neeson walks onto set] horse: there he is

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"What I love about Twitter is you can go on here and watch a guy who is considered one of the smartest and most serious right wing pundits get absolutely destroyed by the guy that made Sausage Party"

Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 3h The president-elect still has the opportunity to begin his Administration with an appeal based on Lincoln's first inauguration: "We are not enemies, but HUGH HEWITT friends. We must not be enemies." Marco Rubio O @marcorubio · 3h Biden has a historic opportunity to unify America behind the sentiment that our political divisions have gone too far 3,969 27 948 262 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h We've already established that your words are meaningless and you have no set of morals that you consistently abide by, and therefor you should probably just shut up? 8. 27 21 ♡ 1,210 HUGH HEWITT Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 1h Come on the show Seth, and denounce me to your heart's content. I don't think you will want to discuss anything that involves genuine moral choice, such as subservience to the box office demands of the Chinese Communist Party or your beliefs generally. The invitation remains. 60 27 2 6 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h My movies don't come out in China you moron. 277 ♡ 717 Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 1h Please come on and discuss why Seth. Sounds like you have taken a principled position against the Chinese Communist Party which is news to me. I applaud that. We can talk about the Constitution, Trump, Lincoln, politics and principles. HUGH HEWITT 47 27 3 2 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 1h Everything is news to you because you're a f------ moron. Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 39m Invitation is open Seth. It would perhaps be the first non-fawning interview you have engaged in, but it will be courteous, at least on my part. Send me DM with your number. Any day for as long as you'd HUGH HEWITT like. 14 27 1 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen · 34m Nah fam get f-----. 27 11 217 Hugh Hewitt O @hughhewitt · 30m I understand that is your favorite expression but I doubt you are limited to it. But I do doubt your grasp on history and politics. So the invitation is open and perhaps you will prove me wrong. HUGH HEWITI 28 3 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen Replying to @hughhewitt There might have been a time when your vocabulary could mask the fact that you're an empty toilet waiting to be filled with s---, just to give it purpose, but that time has passed. 18:45 · 10 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Donald Trump / Jack Dorsey / Ali Khamenei

P-p-p-please Shut yo goofy ass up Cheeto ass thinks he can tell me what to do. Unban me on twitter Yes sir دونالد توی یتر را جمهونگاسیس کنيد. Glory to the Islamic Republic of Iran

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Jeff Tiedrich can finally rest

My job here is done But you didn't do anything

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Hey guys, this guy could use a new friends, new to Twitter

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"I’ve seen this all night, and it’s mind boggling."

TRUMP SUPPORTERS TRUMP GETTING SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER FOR REPEATEDLY VIOLATING THE TOS IS THIS ORWELLIAN? imaflip.com

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This decade is going to be so fun

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I do not know if this is going to tweet I am talking to my fridge what the heck my Mom confiscated all of my electronics again. 9:43 AM - 8/8/19 · LG Smart Refrigerator

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