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FINALLY, AFTER YEARS OF HARD WORK, I HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED MY DREAM OF-BEING-A JUDGE
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT IMPORTANT COURT CASES AND LEGAL ARGUMENTS I WILL BE PRESIDING OVER
"Your honor, this
man camping"
My client pleads "Oopsie Daisies"
My client wishes to
plead "No
Your honor, the sexual
assaults were ironic
"Your honor, can you really blame someone who did it
for a Scooby Snack?"
"Your honor, Can you
really blame a man who
did it for the Vine?"