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File: 1368491510075.jpg-(266 KB, 960x1280, tumblr_mk1ftnyr041s8gsuho1_1280.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)20:31:50 No.479910779 Replies: >>479911330 >>479911904 >>479916039 >>479917657 >>479921027 >>479929832 O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)21:25:21 No.479922334 Replies: >>479923875 >>479925450 O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)22:22:42 No.479934458 Replies: >>479935001 >>479935419 >>479936252 >>479921292 >Start rubbing cocoa butter on the roommate. >"Your tats are so hot. Your t--- aren't too bad either." >She giggles. >As I'm applying the cocoa butter she reminds >Start rubbing it all over her thick, juicy thighs. >She grabs my hand and directs it to her p----. >"I wonder if they call their p------ Garfield.." >Start fingering her, kissing her neck, massaging her clit. >DLW, in a sudden burst of adrenaline not unlike a mother lifting a van to save her baby, sits up. >Embraces me from the back, starts kissing my neck and back, pushing big soft warm goodness into my back. Hey /b/, I know most of you think BBW's/SSBBW's are big fat disgusting unfuckable lacking self control landwhales, but I myself find them rather attractive. >>479932736 Can you guys take this faggotry elsewhere? Like I said people are trying to fap and you're f------ up the joint with your autistic banter. So this weekend I met up with a big gal I met online and found out she was into some seriously weird-to-you-but-kinky-to-me fetish s---. I got way more than I bargained for and came >>479932580 >RM swaps with DLW like it's a tag team sumo match. >l can't believe my balls are producing c-- this fast but I f------ love it. >"You've made me so thirsty anon, will you run to the fridge and get me a drink?" >"Uh, f--- yeah, what do you want?" >"Get me a soda. A Mountain Dew, actually." >Go to fridge and poke around the kitchen a bit. >It's like their allergic to vegetables. >Open massive fridge up. >MFW I have no face and there's twelve two liters of Mountain Dew, along with tons of other two liter sodas, in the fridge. buckets. not to forget her thighs. And now I'm gonna tell the story. I promise this is gonna be interesting, if not a little gross. >Be me, 21 years old. >Girl lives in Boston, has her own apartment, which is convenient as f--- since I still live at home. >She made it pretty clear online she just wants to f---. >l don't shy away from really big girls, she looked about 300 online and said she was gaining on purpose. >So I hop on the train and brought a bottle of Tequila and some weed with me. I was gonna get some HARPOON ale but I thought that might be in poor taste. huehuehuehue >Get to her place, she's thrilled to see me, can't help my eyes from bulging when I see just how big this bitch is. >She's easily gained fifty pounds from (cont..) r last picture, if not 75-100, but I gotta admit she's hot as f--- and I'm instantly turned on. >Get a hunch. F--- I wanna fap so bad just transcribing this. >She's got that wicked nice fat girl personality they always use to compensate for their looks. >She's ordered like five pizzas, has them spread on coffee table in front of TV. >She's got a roommate who probably weighs about 250. She's f------ dope too, has tattoos up and down her legs. I would later find out her whole back is done up too. My d--- is salivating pre-c-- at what might happen tonight. >"Where do you keep your glasses?" | call out. >"Oh don't worry anon, I don't need a glass." >Hear RM and DLW chuckle playfully afterward. >Bring whole bottle to her. >"Thank you so much anon, you're the best. A quick sugar rush was just what I needed!" >l watch her rip the cap off the bottle and chug half of it without stopping. >She's f------ panting. O Anonymous (ID: oclevige) 05/13/13(Mon)21:32:58 No.479923875 Replies: >>479925127 >>479925346 >>479925470 >>479938580 >>479923048 Pity, oh well. I actually tried to arrange something similar to this with the girl in that very pic, she wasn't feeling me though. She's like a queen on fantasy feeder. (cont..) O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)20:36:48 No.479911904 Replies: >>479912363 >>479912902 >Kills off the rest of the bottle. >>479922334 >Withdraw fingers, shove my c--- right in. >Start railing the roommate. >As though I have a bag of chips, DLW pulls me backward. >"I want some!!" >RM doesn't seem annoyed that I've withdrawn my c---. >This whole evening has damn-near completed my sexual bucket list, but there's a few more things I've always wanted to try. >Go on my back. >"Get on top." >DLW looks unsure. >"You sure you can handle me?" >"I know I can handle you." >"Mmm. That hit the spot." >>479910779 (OP) >So we're chilling, drinking a bit, she's wearing the tightest clothing she could force her flab into. >Her roommate is in the living room with us, we're watching Clerks on Starz. She's a huge Kevin Smith fan (literally! Yuk yuk yuk). >Start talking about Smith's films, tell her I've seen him do two Q&A's. (cont..) O Anonymous (ID: oclevige) 05/13/13(Mon)22:31:20 No.479936252 Replies: >>479936897 >>479937267 >>479938137 >>479938625 >Roommate is sitting awfully close to this girl. >The bigger one reaches for another slice of pizza. >Things get hot and HEAVY from here. And yeah the fat jokes are gonna be rampant in this one. >>479934458 >"OK anon, ready when you are. You get on top this time." >Don't have to tell me twice. >Pick up her big sweaty tummy and slide my c--- in again. >It's like f------ a beanbag chair half-filled with water but it feels f------ incredible. >"0000ooh f---...Ooo000oh yeah..Oooooh my God yes! Yes! Yes!" (Cont.) O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)20:41:19 No.479912902 Replies: >>479913114 >>479913596 >>479914063 >>479914751 (cont.) >She looks over to RM. >>479911904 >The big one says "MMMmmm...I'm such a pig but I can't help myself, not with meat lover's pizza." >"What is this a bad p----?" But I'm hard and chomping at the bit to harpoon this bitch with my four inches of Irish fury. >She ordered from Domino's got cinnasticks, "Of course" I think to myself. >Roommate takes two of the cinnasticks and sops them up in that icing s---. >She doesn't need to say a word for RM to know what's up, this has happened a few times tonight already. >RM stampedes out of the room as quick as she can. O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)21:41:31 No.479925470 Replies: >>479926260 >>479926514 >>479927246 >>479928218 >>479929416 >Comes back with the rest of the cinnasticks from earleir. >I'm thrusting as hard as I can, lasting longer than usual since I've dumped a gallon of c-- this evening alone. >Just as she's about to c-- she gives RM the signal. >It's feeding time yet again. >Stuff cinnasticks into DLW's mouth, she gives a muffled moan in satisfaction. >>479924239 Girls love it when you call them gals. I take my best gal to grab a cream soda every Friday before I eat her p----. >"Open wide, hehehehe." She says, feeds them to the dominant landwhale. >The big one lets out a moan of satisfaction I've never heard from a woman before. I contemplate how bad in bed I must be for a cinnastick to make a girl moan harder than she would for me. >Roommate starts rubbing her belly. >"Hope you're not too uncomfortable, anon." >Pick my jaw up off the floor. >"Uh..N-no! This is actually really f------ hot..." >>479923875 >She starts mounting me, barely holding her upper body up with her arms, her belly is hanging there, resting on my torso. >It's so f------ warm and soft. >"You sure you got this?" >Nod. >Pull out, covered in sweat. >Feeling like the f------ man right about now. >RM gives the remaining dipping sauce cup and the other, unused one to DLW. >She drinks them both. (cont.) >She lifts her stomach up and I slide my c--- in. >Fat slips back into place. She's all sweaty from the excessive sitting up in the last hour and the cocoa butter makes it even hotter. >She lowers her arms and lets her weight fall on top of me. >"Holy f--- is she heavy." >Smothered by her weight but I f--- through the strain. >I'm squirming under her weight, not much room to thrust, but she seems to be enjoying it. I don't really give a f--- as long as I c--. >She calls out for RM, says she's about to c--. >RM grabs box of donuts from nightstand. (cont...) It's nearing the end guys. Will deliver. O Anonymous (ID: oclevige) 05/13/13(Mon)20:46:33 No.479914063 Replies: >>479914897 >>479921436 >>479937674 >>479937949 O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)22:40:32 No.479938137 Replies: >>479938545 >>479938630 >>479939946 >>479912902 >"Well I'm glad you enjoy." The roommate says with a wink. >"You see anon, I get really turned on by feeding her. She's gotten so big since we started living together." >Dominant landwhale says "Mhm!" and nods happily with mouth full of sugary goodness. >Roommate pulls dominant landwhale's industrial size yoga pants down, lifts up her gunt, and starts eating her p---- in front of me. >"I have hit the FA jackpot. Holy f---." >Roommate is wearing her fupa like it's a hat made of blubber and insecurity. Going to town on that snatch, Dominant Landwhale (who will from this point forward be referred to as DLW) is moaning. >"Anon, while she's busy down there, will you feed me?" >>479936252 >We smoke another joint and just kinda talk about how f------ awesome the night has been. >The weed, once again, makes these girls a couple of hungry hungry hippoes. >DLW talks about how much she eats on a daily basis, tries to consume around 7,000-8,500 calories a day. >"I also supplement my food with shakes." >Shoves chocolate donut into DLW's mouth. >She bites down as I blow my wad, crumbs and half a donut fall on my face. >She looks at RM with a smile. >RM has to help her off of me. >Staring at the ceiling wide-eyed, don't even clean the crumbs off for a good minute. >"Should we show him?" >"I don't see why not. Hehehe." >"Come with us anon, you'll like this." >"Uhhh..Yeah..." (cont.) >Follow them into the kitchen. (cont..) I'm gonna fap like a chimpanzee when I finish this. >DLW sits down and instantly dwarfs kitchen chair. >RM opens kitchen cabinet, pulls out funnel and tube not unlike one someone would use to funnel beer at a frat party. >RM pulls out gallon of chocolate milk, a pint of heavy creamer, and a bottle of hershey's syrup. >DLW looks at me excited. "These are SO yummy." >RM fills half a blender with chocolate milk, dumps pint of creamer in, and I'm pretty sure she used the whole bottle of chocolate sauce but can't quite be sure. O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)20:50:32 No.479914897 Replies: >>479915895 >>479916129 >>479916207 O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)21:49:57 No.479927246 Replies: >>479928814 >>479929049 >>479931923 >>479914063 >Get biggest slice of pizza from box. This fat bitch is truly shameless, it's topped with bacon, ham, sausage, steak, and pepperoni. >Lean over to feed her, my c--- pokes into her warm, comfy blubber through my jeans. >DLW's eyes light up, she takes half the slice out with one bite. >She's breathing so heavily through her nose. >"OH! OH! OH! I'm gonna c--! I'm gonna c--! Feed me anon, feed me!" >Shove moar cinnasticks into her mouth quick as I can >"Mmmmmmmmm.." Her eyes practically roll into the back of her head in ecstasy. >Roommate comes back up for air, happy to have satisfied Jabba the C---. >>479925470 >At this point I think my night has reached its climax. >DLW grabs the tube and puts it in her mouth. >But wait, there's more! (Cont.) >RM lays down next to me. >Gives me those f------ sexy eyes. >"Don't tell me DLW got you tired out anon! Tell me you saved some for me!" >>479937267 No pics, sorry. Contemplated it a few times but didn't want them to feel uncomfortable. Imagine their faces if they found out what I was posting. >She starts massaging my balls and stroking my c---. >My d--- is working serious overtime tonight. As well as every muscle in my god damn body. >DLW is sitting on the bed going to f------ town on the remains of those donuts. >Tell RM I just need five minutes to rally the troops then I'm down for round two. >"Mind if I get some snacks while we wait?" >"I'd love that." >"Bring the cupcakes from last night!" DLW calls out to her as she leaves the room. >"I'm really glad you came over anon, tonight has been wonderful." O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)22:48:07 No.479939946 Replies: >>479940304 >>479940389 >>479940390 >>479940397 >>479940454 >>479940492 >>479940542 >>479940561 >>479940658 >>479940661 >>479940782 (cont.) >>479938141 She gave me a---, pay attention bro. O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)20:56:15 No.479916129 Replies: >>479917387 >>479938625 My fetish is more for fat girls in tight s--- bro, but it's the thought that counts. I'm sure someone is enjoying your contribution. Didn't mean to make you feel unloved. >RM calls out from kitchen. >>479914897 I wanna fap just thinking about this, sorry it's taking me so long between installments. >"Hey anon can we smoke some more of your weed? You get really good s---." >Yeah bitch, yeah bitch, call me Steve-O.. >Can hear RM's heavy footsteps coming back up the hall. >She's got my weed and papers along with a tray of cupcakes that look more like muffins with frosting and one of those half gallon tubs of chocolate ice cream. >l start rolling a joint while DLW squeals like the pig she is. >>479938137 >RM picks up the funnel and attaches it to the tube. Takes the blended mixture of heart disease and holds it over the funnel. >Roommate directs her attention to me. >"You like big girls, anon?" >Nod like a f----- retard. >"Ready when you are baby." >DLW nods. >RM pours the shake down the funnel and DLW sucks it down like a pro. >"Well I'm glad, because we don't always get as much love as we should..." >She pulls out my c---. >"What have we here?" >She takes down the whole thing, wipes her mouth, and burps. >She's panting and I f------ love it. "Whooooo..Who0000." >She's fanning herself with her flippers. >Me and RM literally have to help her off the chair. >While she lets the food digest we smoke more weed. I'm laying between them in a sandwich of obese bliss. >DLW falls asleep, we decide to call it a night at this point. >"Had a dream I was king, woke up, still king." >Wake up and RM makes huge breakfast. >Best god damn Bacon egg and cheese I've ever had. >Tell them as much as I've had fun I need to go back home, got work the next day. (cont..) >>479926260 I encourage you to share some stories. >Grabs hold of my c---, it's soaked in pre-c--. >My face is beat red, I'm trying desperately not to blow my load then and there. Subliminally begging for her to let go. >She does, licks pre-c-- off her hand. >"Mmmmm.. " O Anonymous (ID: oclevige) 05/13/13(Mon)21:58:30 No.479929049 Replies: >>479929404 >>479929917 >>479930335 >>479930680 >>479930813 >Jesus H Christ. >"I think I'm gonna have some more!" >She starts sucking my d--- like a god damn hoover. >Say I'm gonna blow my wad, she ignores me and swallows the load like the trooper she is. >Kisses the head of my c---. >"I'm gonna go wash up, then the fun can continue!" >She goes to the bathroom to wash up, leaving me alone with DLW >>479927246 >We start smoking. >DLW is ravenous. I'm rock hard watching her shamelessly and quite literally stuffing her face with these "Murrica-sized cupcakes. >"You were hungry baby, weren't you?" RM says while rubbing her stomach. >DLW just nods as her cheeks puff out like a squirrel hoarding nuts for hibernation. >She mows down six of the eight before RM offers me one. >"Oh no, I'd much rather watch DLW eat it, thanks. >DLW's eyes light up. Fatties are very territorial about their food. >The way she's eating so aggressively makes me think she may as well be saying "OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM" >Imagine cookie monster, stifle laughter once again. >The ice cream has been neglected until now. >Landwhales, much like the sun, generate immense waves of heat due to their considerable weight. >lce cream is melting as a result. >RM tosses cupcake tray aside, picks up ice cream. >She stirs it up like soft serve and licks one of the biggest spoons l've ever seen all sexy-like. >Gets huge scoop. Imagine a single scoop ice cream cone size that you might get because you, unlike these two, have self control. >Don't get me wrong, excess is the root of my fetish. >Shoves giant scoop into DLWS mouth. >Her stomach starts gurgling, she rubs it like an expectant mother might her baby bump. >Spend the entire train ride home in complete awe of what had happened. >S--- was SO cash. >Have both their numbers. Will probably hit them up again this weekend. I hope you've had fun /b/, I'm a wannabe comedian and knowing you guys enjoyed this and laughed at it makes my f------ night. I will take any questions you may have while catching up on some of the other posts. (cont..) O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)21:02:08 No.479917387 Replies: >>479918739 >>479916129 >As I wait for the roommate to get back and my balls to recharge, I start talking fetish shop with DLW. >"So, if you don't mind me asking, how much do you weigh?" >"I love talking about my weight anon, don't worry. And I'm at 420 as of this morning. >420? I remember the eighth of dank nugs I have in my pocket. How oddly convenient. >l whip out the bag. "You down?" >"OMG anon your my hero, I usually have the roommate score for me but her dealer's been dry for so long!" >Roll up a fattie. huehuehuehuehuehue >Spark it, roommate comes in, is visibly pleased. >"Oh my God please let me get in on this." (Cont.) >"Of course!" >Get high as f--- with them. >Weed makes me hornier than ever, now they've got the munchies. O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)22:05:03 No.479930680 Replies: >>479931481 >>479932580 >>479935725 >FuckYeah.jpg >As the joint becomes a roach the roommate and DLW start shotgunning hits to each other. >Sexy as f---. >Shotgunning turns to groping, which turns to making out. >>479929365 Pipe down with your autism, people are trying to fap. >>479929049 >RM is feeding her at rapid pace, shocked DLW hasn't gotten brain freeze yet. >"Mmmm, yes, we need to replace all those calories you lost having so much fun with anon." >"We've had a lovely night anon, haven't we DLW?" >"Yeah, we should do this again sometime." >"Hell yeah, you guys are f------ awesome." >RM smiles. "But the night is young, and we've got plenty of fun ahead of us." >Remember tequila but say f--- it. Don't need DLW to puke and revisit that Monty Python scene with the fat dude in the suit. >The ice cream has about a quarter of the tub left, but it's melted at this point. >"Here comes your favorite part!" RM says. >DLW takes melted remains of ice cream jug and drinks it down, droplets fall down the sides of her mouth and down onto her belly. RM wipes them up with fingers and licks them clean. (cont...) O Anonymous (ID: oclevige) 05/13/13(Mon)21:08:37 No.479918739 Replies: >>479919207 >>479919308 >>479919364 >>479919970 >>479917387 >Roommate (calling her RM from now on) is grabbing handfuls of DLW's blubber. >DLW has what I call a perfect belly, usually fat girls who get really big will have a double-belly with a lot of rolls. >DLW brings RM in nice and close and starts grabbing her ass. >"You're so big and warm and soft." -RM >F--- g----------- tonight, I'd be content fapping to them. >But I still have a mission to complete, I need to plant my flag in this planet in the name of fat admirers everywhere. >They start stripping each other. >"Hold on RM, let's bring this to the bedroom. Care to join us, anon?" >Don't need to tell me twice. >Get into their bedroom, they sleep together. >"I hope this f-----' thing is sturdy..." (Cont..) O Anonymous (ID: oclevige) 05/13/13(Mon)22:13:42 No.479932580 Replies: >>479932858 >>479934230 >>479934458 >>479934775 >>479938618 >>479930680 >Ms. Jupiter (DLW) seems satisfied. She flops down on her back, bloated and blimpy. >RM gives her an encouraging belly rub. >"Good girl, you always finish your dessert." >Kisses her belly. >"Anon she's gonna need a few minutes to let all that yummy food digest." >I like where this is going. >Take out condoms. >"Oh no anon, no need for that. We're both on the pill." >There's a box of donuts on the nightstand, I try not to laugh 'cause lI'm high. (Cont.) >RM gets on all fours on the bed. Opens her cheeks wide. >"This isn't.No, I need to wake up. This is a f------ dream.." O Anonymous (ID: oclevige) 05/13/13(Mon)21:14:26 No.479919970 Replies: >>479920128 >>479920541 >>479920596 >>479921189 >>479921292 >>479918739 >DLW strips all the way down, to her bra and panties. >Her stomach is f------ huge, perfectly round, and her t--- are mind-bogglingly perky. Usually fatties t--- tend to sag because they're filled with lard. >She sits down on the bed, I pity the poor fool, he's gonna be under extreme duress tonight. >Her back fat rolls are eating the straps of her bra. >"Mind helping me get my bra off, anon? I can't reach back there very well these days." >l f------ love when fat girls talk about their fatness. >Think she still wants it in the p---. She's kinky and all, but a---? That's just being greedy..Right? >"Go on, I've always wanted to try this." >"You want me to...In your..." >"She giggles, yes, silly." >l hastily put a rubber on, that a------ sees a heavy traffic flow and I don't want my c--- to smell like s---. >Start pounding her a------. >It's f------ tight as a drum and feels really good to have my c--- sandwiched (no pun intended) between her big fat ass cheeks. >She's getting off on it, I always thought girls just faked to enjoy this s--- in p---. >Keeps telling me to go harder. >BOOM! blow my wad, pull out, rubber has slight brown tinge to it. Disregard and casually toss condom across the room like a f------ champ. >Get her bra off, she tosses her panties across the room. >The whoosh they make as they fly through the air and land on the ground reminds me of the parachute game from preschool. >RM catches my attention. She's got tattoo sleeves on both arms, really sexy, well done ink. >Psychedelic looking tree on her back, so f------ cool. "Shoulda brought ecstasy, but meh, it would ruin their appetites." (Cont.) (cont..) O Anonymous (ID: ocleviqe) 05/13/13(Mon)21:20:30 No.479921292 Replies: >>479922334 >>479919970 >RM has phenomenal set of knockers, some slight cellulite on her ass but eh, that comes with the territory. >RM has bottle of cocoa butter, squirts a big handful out and rubs her hands together. >"You know anon, a lot of people think fat girls don't care about their looks. That's a stereotype me and DLW like to disprove when we meet guys like you who appreciate our effort." >DLW is beaming, lays down on bed. >Her p---- is shaven. >"She must've had help." I think. >RM kneels next to her on bed, starts rubbing cocoa butter on her belly. >"You're getting so big. I'm so proud of you." >If my c--- wasn't having a f------ aneurism right now I might be slightly disturbed by the maternal nature of her fetish. >RM looks at me. "It helps the stretch marks." >These girls think of everything. >RM covers DLW in a glistening coat of cocoa butter like a holiday ham. >"Anon she's much too big to do me (my thoughts exactly! yuk yuk yuk), care to give me a hand here?" >F--- yeah. (cont..)

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