Thanquol, Chosen of the Horned Rat

Thanquol's Brilliance in Action edit Thanquol paced. The plan was not going well. Surely, thought Thanquol, he was the most potent of mage-rats, the most exalted of the Council's agents. Why, then, did the Lords of Decay keep sending him inferiors to work with? Warlord Skrich of Clan Krik had jeopardised the task of destroying Citadelle La Bouef. True, Thanquol had promised the drawbridges would be down, but that had been the fault of those worthless Gutter Runners. Yes, the poison Thanquol had bought for them turned out to be so watered down as to be safely drinkable, but he had saved many warptokens. Thanquol gnawed his pale, rubbery tail, recalling how the Duke had counter-attacked, sending the Clanrats fleeing. The fool Assassin should have already slain that manling! Of course, Thanquol had reassigned the Assassin to kill several upstart Skaven in his own ranks, a mission from which the Clan Eshin agent had never returned. Such failures could only be devious sabotage! But who, thought Thanquol, would His 1st model, and ironically depicted with D his 5th Boneripper. dare match wits with so mighty a personage as himself? The hidden foe must be dangerous indeed.

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Notes:

Thanquol is the most Skaveny Skaven. No other Skaven character embodies what it means to be a Skaven as well as Thanquol does.

His most recent plan was to dig a tunnel from the capital Skavenblight and lead an invasion into the Realms of the Dead. However, he accidently had the tunnel come up under the sea, which drained the entire sea, causing an apocalyptic flood and the resulting undead hordes almost over-ran the Skaven capital city.

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