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If classic games were released today... SUPER MARIO TOMB -The main character is a WIMMIN -What the hell? Why did they change everything from the first game? It might as well not even be called Mario 2! -The princess is playable now? What is this SJW b-------??? and is more badass than the male RAIDER characters? Damn SJW feminazis pushing their misandrist agenda!!! -What's with the pretentious dramatic plot? It's a VIDEO GAME, it's supposed to be mindless fun! -The bad guys are American? Stupid lefty babies, what are you, socialist commie sympathizers? -People are only giving it a 10/10 so they won't look sexist! F--- the SJW game journalism industry! BROS -Worst ending EVER! Nintendo, we demand a PROPER resolution! -All those positive reviews are being paid off! How could anyone give this absolute insult to the Mario name a 10/10?! MARIO MADNESS Nintendo ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM fcaturing LARA CROFT EIDOS -I have to pay DOUBLE the full price just to get the full experience? Nintendo and Game Freak are a Nintendn -A BLACK hedgehog? And he's just as fast and more powerful than Sonic? Yeah, that's TOTALLY not BLM propaganda... -The plot in this game about a talking hedgehog is so edgy I could cut myself on it. -Rouge's t--- are too big and sexist. Gotta catch èm all bunch of greedy bastards! -Certain features are locked out when playing single player? Thať's BS, I don't even have a link cable! caught a Pokemon that is nothing but a bunch of garbled pixels and broke my game - how could they release something this unfinished?! SONIC ADVENTURE 7-IN-1 RED & BLUE VERSION A WA IINK TA AIN SINIS IT M- ALL 15INONSIARS, (Nimtendi GAME BOY

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If Classic Games Were Released Today


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