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RULE OF RETAIL#1 RULE OF RETAIL #2 Low Price RULE OF RETAIL #1A Jiffy Hffy THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN UPSET CHILD, NO EXCEPTIONS. IF THERE IS NOTAN UPSET CHILD, THERE WILL BE AN ADULT ACTING LIKE AN UPSET CHILD. THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION "IS ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO DO X? IS ALWAYS YES WORK LONG ENOUGH AND YOU'LL EVENTUALLY MEET THEM. imgflip.com imgflip.com RULE OF RETAIL #3 RULE OF RETAIL #3A RULE OF RETAIL #4 NINJA CUSTOMERS EXIST, AND ONE WOULD ALMOST SWEAR TO THE EXISTENCE OF A SECRET CONSPIRACY TO RUSH THE REGISTER EN MASSE AFTER A HALF HOUR OF ABSOLUTELY NOBODY. THIS GOES DOUBLE WHEN IT'S LESS THAN 15 MINUTES TO CLOSING THE TIME IT TAKES FOR SOMETHING TO GO FROM CLEAN TO MESSY IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE TIME SINCE YOU LAST CLEANED IT. imgflip.com mgflip.com imgflip.com RULE OF RETAIL #5 RULE OF RETAIL #6 RULE OF RETAIL #1 FOR EVERY RULE, THERE IS SOMEONE WHO HAS MADE THAT RULE NECESSARY IT IS AN APPARENT IMPOSSIBILITY TO MAKE ATRAINING VIDEO WITH DECENT PRODUCTION VALUES. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE DESTRUCTIVE POTENTIAL OF A 2 YEAR OLD. imgflip.com mgflip.com imgflip.com RULE OF RETAIL #8 RULE OF RETAIL #9 RULE OF RETAIL #10 "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT" IS A SERVICE ATTITUDE, AND NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY BY THE CUSTOMERS. CUSTOMERS WHO DO TAKE IT LITERALLY FALL UNDER RULE 1A. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE A WELL OILED MACHINE, BUT EMPLOYEES ARE NOT ROBOTS AND ARE STILL HUMAN. ADJUST EXPECTATIONS ACCORDINGLY. THERE ARE CUSTOMERS WHO MAKE IT ALL WORTH IT. TREASURE THESE AND DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THEM AMONG THE REST. imgflip.com ngflip.com

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Dear Anonymous Passerby, Don't worry, you're safe now! Your act of casual cruelty was successful. The complaint you lodged with the HOA was heard. They had me take down the small treefort that I built on this location with my sons during the pandemic. No longer will its presence offend your walk) past my house. Please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. They are safely back inside now, watching television I'm sure. Enjoy the unobstructed view of my backyard. I will try to keep it up to code. Best, -Dave
Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound p------------ devil worshipping chihuahua
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