[Image - 18818] | Blue Screen of Death (BSoD)

$A problem has been detected and Windows (lol) has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. THE FOLLOWING FILES ARE MISSING/CORRUPT REASON_TO USE_WINDOWS. SYS LOL_WINDOWS. SYS LMAO_WINDOWS_VISTA. SYS THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION: WINDOWSXP. EXE This is definitely not the first time you've seen this error screen, but what can you do? Might as well restart your computer. If this problem persists (it probaly will), follow these steps: walk/ride/fly/swim to your nearest Apple Store Talk to a clerk about the Mac os x Operating systenm Pay him one-hundred twenty nine (129$) dollars U. S Bring the box home, and pop the Compact Disk into your optical Drive or, if you think Apple sucks, try checking your p------------ BIOS, to see if you have not already disabled everything, and fix it. once again, windows will provide you with no support. If by chance you have no idea what the he11 you are doing(vea, right) press F8, and just boot into safe Mode, even though half the time it is unavailable due to the incredible reliability of Windows operating Systems. Technical Information: * STOP: OxUSING00x33 (x00xWINDOWx5, 0PXER4TING, x5Y5ZOT3MS0x, OxDu0xMBASSx) REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS Bad Idea, xU382xk, as00 system32\systemfilezz\REASON_ TO_USE_WINDOWS. SYS physical dump complete - lol. dump physican9 dunp dcnmp peys calon.moupn order to hide evidence Contact one of your many IT Technicians or your Administrator (like he really knows anything) for further gri - i mean assistance THX 4 US1N M1cR0SOFT WINDOWZ, YC$