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![historyarchaeologyartefacts The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640x360] brunhiddensmusings points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a "warrior poet' -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass fuckaspunk I can't believe you'd make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase "lick my ass" 26,093 notes A](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/864/008/643.jpg "Medieval Madlad")
