cricket trap | Amazon | Know Your Meme

***** Sweet, beautiful silence November 14, 2018 Verified Purchase I've had a cricket somewhere in my kitchen for weeks. I have searched high and low for it. For awhile, I thought it was my fridge making sounds. Was it? I'm not sure. I was losing my sanity. Sometimes it happened during the day or at night. Sometimes it would stop when I would come in and then start when I left. Once I heard the chirping and it metastasized in the back of mind, it's all I could hear. I couldn't sleep. It was just the chirping of the cricket. Always. Endlessly. The first night with this trap out there were no results and I thought I was doomed. This is my life now. Nothing could rid me of this troublesome cricket. The only thing left is to burn this house to ashes. Then, on the second night, I'm sitting at home and what do I hear? Nothing. Nothing at all. Beautiful. Blissful. Silence. I dug out the trap and what do I find? The one. Singular. Cricket. He looked at me as if to say "Father, is it over?". And I softly replied "No king lives forever, my son" and chucked his ass in the trash. Is melodramatic to say a five dollar insect trap changed my life? I'm not sure. But it did. 10/10 Would recommend.

Share Pin Download More

crickets trap kings /r/amazonreviews

Origin Entry: Amazon

File type: jpg

Resolution: (960px x 603px)

File size: 115 KB

Amazon has announced they're phasing out their checkout-less grocery stores. The "Just Walk Out" technology, which was labeled as automatic, was actually 1,000+ Indian emplovees monitoring you as you walked through the store. amazon fresh Store Hours Mon-Fri: 7am-11pm Saturday: 7am-11pm Sunday: 7am-11pm the logs is wed In gizmodo.com Amazon Reportedly Ditches 'Just Walk Out' Checkouts at Its Grocery Stores

amazon Jack Stratton How I Made $290,000 Selling Books (34) HOW I MADE $290,000 SELLING BOOKS BY THE COMPOSER OF SLEEPIFY JACK STRATTON Format: Paperback $290,000⁰⁰ Only 1 left in stock - order soon. W

View All 138 Images

More:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes