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No.73072209 Yesterday E94A73AE-04D9-4C24-A314-71B5E4D48EF9.jpg| JPG 39.0 KİB 422x418 DM rewards party with a legendary scroll >it's a one-time-only spell to morph into a dragon >and you can retain your sentience!!! >moving on with the campaign >we get ambushed by a werewolf pack >the alpha is going full berserk on our ass >"let's go dragon on this f-----'s butthole" >DM: so you are now a dragon, how will you proceed? >"I burn the alpha to ashes with my fire breath" >DM: alright, let's roleplay it >this m----------- puts out a can of pickle jalapenos >DM: you have to eat one for each time you breath fire >this dude isn't f------ around >"Not happening" >DM: if you don't then you have to roll to retain your sentience >DM: and because this is a powerful spell you will need a nat 20 or you are gonna burn everything, including your party >mfw Long story short I ate the whole damn thing because that f------ alpha was sturdy as f---, had diarrhea the whole month, and yes, there were blood stains on that mix 6 replies

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The GM wants Anon to RP a dragon.


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