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bridezillas-deactivated20130208 Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like "oh? I have a stress ball?" and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I'm much more stressed than I was

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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