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Doctor, my back hurts when I get up in the morning Get up in the afternoon than "But... The medical bill is 3000$

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I accomplished so much in my life as a scientist I raised 5 Scientists

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Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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