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Steven just finished his therapy appointment when he received a phone call from Greg. "Hey dad, what's up?" "How are you doing, My Diamond?!" Jasper shouted. "Jasper?! What're you doing with Greg's phone?" Steven fretted. Then he heard Greg cutting in, "Now Jasper, what did we talk about?" Jasper sighed heavily, “...My STEP-SON!" "Dad, what's going on???" "Well, you have been away for a pretty long time and well. Jasper and I got kinda lonely so." Cutting into the conversation, Jasper shouted, “Now you have a new step-mom to look forward to when you get back!"

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Steven just finished his therapy appointment when he received a phone call from Greg. "Hey dad, what's up?" "How are you doing, My Diamond?!" Jasper shouted. "Jasper?! What're you doing with Greg's phone?" Steven fretted. Then he heard Greg cutting in, "Now Jasper, what did we talk about?" Jasper sighed heavily, “...My STEP-SON!" "Dad, what's going on???" "Well, you have been away for a pretty long time and well. Jasper and I got kinda lonely so." Cutting into the conversation, Jasper shouted, “Now you have a new step-mom to look forward to when you get back!"

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