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Was just in Tesco and grabbed the last two loaves of bread. The old woman behind me saw there was none left and had a very sad look on her face. She looked weak and feeble so I went over to her trolley and took her milk and eggs. Sorry Maureen but this is survival of the fittest ONEW inthe first half not gonna lie madTheMehad

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