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Filoe @RxFiloe_ Boyfriends make you fate Jesse Livermore @Fragiie_Millz You are fat because you eat from both plates on dates.

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I accomplished so much in my life as a scientist I raised 5 Scientists

IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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Spermaid | /r/ComedyCemetery

being with my bf is never enough for me O i wanna live in his balls & be a spermaid 9:47 PM - 2/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone 4,324 Retweets 24.3K Likes @.. Replying to @. sometimes I pray for god to take away my ability to read

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Took me a week to make lmao | /r/ComedyCemetery

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME T AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN YOUR BRAIN GETSSMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB TO-DOLIST SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO Oening YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON FOR AN GO PLAY HEY NOW YOU'RE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD ITSA COOL PLACE AND THEY SAYIT GETS COLDER YOU'RE BUNDLED UP NOW WAIT TILL YOU GET OLDER BUT THE METEOR MEN BEG TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THE HOLE IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE THE ICE WE SKATE DẠNGER THIN ICE IS GETTING PRETAY THIN THE WATER'S GETTING WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM MY WORLD'S ON FIRE, HOW ABOUT YOURS? ILIKE IT THAT WAY SO.I.DONT GET BORED ΗΥΝOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON 124 GO PLAY HEY NOW YOU'RE ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PÄID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD Congratularions resente to SHOOTING STAR for BREAKING THE MOLD You did izb ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED COULD I SPAŘE SOME CHANGE FOR GAS? INEED TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THISPLACE I SAID, YEP, WHATA CONCEPT I COULD'USE A'LITTLE FUEL MYSELF AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHANGE CHANGE MY MIND WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONTSTOP COMING FED TO THE RULES ANDI HIT THE GROUND RUNNING DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO WHATS WRONG WITH PRIMITIVE ROAD NO WARNING SIGNS TAKING THE BACK STREETS? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW HEY YOU'RE AN NOW ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY HEY NOW YOU'RE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

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Shit like this make me want the corona virus to wipe out all humanity. | /r/ComedyCemetery

I'm sorry but you can only eat sea food from now on. Go now chicken, You must learn to swim

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COVID-19 breaking news | /r/ComedyCemetery

BREAKING NEWS COVID-19 NEWS ALERT Men aged 25-55 are most likely to carry the COVID-19 Coronavirus with- out showing symptoms. The best course of action is to quarantine them away from women and children. Local sports bars, fishing charters, boat ramps and tackle shops shall be designated quarantine centres. Men please report immediately! Note: Your mobile phones will be confiscated on arrival to prevent mass hysteria. No contact shall be allowed for the 14 day quarantine period.

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Watt | /r/ComedyCemetery

Hello, are you there? Yes, who are you? I'm Watt. What's your name? Watt's my name. Yes, what's your name? My name is John Watt. John what? Yes. Are you Jones? No. I'm Knott. Will you tell me your name then? Will Knott. Why not? My name is Knott. Not what? Not Watt, Knott. What?

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Women bad | /r/ComedyCemetery

女 'Noisy' in Japanese 'Women' in Japanese Well Played Japan!

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do I even have to explain | /r/ComedyCemetery

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It was terrible even without the emojis... | /r/ComedyCemetery

Dad, can you get me a new phone Sure, when the old one breaks Dad please! 0000 0000

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This is so bad | /r/ComedyCemetery

Ok children What noises do we hear in your dads garage? Don't touch a mother f------ thing! God damnit! Get out! F--- this car

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This movie has gone to Sh*t | /r/ComedyCemetery

Are you and Hiccup dating Okay, what do bees make? No... Uhm.honey? Exposed new it Yes, babe? Shot. I HATE UKRAINIANS

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What does this add? | /r/ComedyCemetery

bloy @Bloy Met a really hot girl who was half japanese half philipino. Think i ruined it by constantly callin her a jalepeno. Traducir Tweet 3:28 a. m. · 28 nov. 09 · Twitter Web Client •.. bloy @Bloy update: we got married Traducir Tweet intellecc

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Legends work in construction | /r/ComedyCemetery

Kids have crushes Men have girlfriends Legends have depression

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