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TYPED ONTO A PIECE OF PAPER BY AN AEW ERRAND BOY AT THE DRUNKEN BEHEST OF ADAM * PAGE Amid the current, rapidly-evolving COVID-19 situation, "Hangman" Adam Page wishes to inform you that he will be taking necessary precautions to ensure his continued heath and safety, as well as the health and safety of his fans across the globe. In addition to the suggestions and mandates from health organizations and government officials, "Hangman" Adam Page has committed to the following actions: "Hangman" Adam Page will, for the time being, no longer be able to accept beer from any fans should they be in attendance of events. Adam will now be traveling with his own beverages to consume and looks forward to instances of conveniently-appearing unopened beverages. "Hangman" Adam Page will now be exclusively drinking whiskey in hopes that the higher alcohol content will help stave off potential infection. In future wrestling exhibitions, "Hangman" Adam Page will be avoiding applying any wrestling holds that create close contact with opponents' faces. This includes maneuvers like the belly to belly suplex, the mandible claw, and the thing he did that time where Frankie Kazarian spit on him and then he licked it up and spit it back on him in an act of defiance. In addition to these necessary actions, "Hangman" Adam Page would like to further encourage his fans to follow these proper precautions and practices: Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds, especially after you have been in a public place. Avoid touching your eyes, nose, and mouth with unwashed hands. Avoid public gatherings when possible. Buy a six-pack of Corona beer. Honestly, they have nothing to do with this and did nothing wrong. Apply your turn signal before turning or changing lanes. Consider the benefits of a Medicare for All system in which US citizens could get care rapidly and without considerable cost to them should they begin to display symptoms of the coronavirus, or any other malady, possibly preventing its effect and spread. Try ordering pineapple as a topping on your next pizza. Honestly, I've changed my mind on it. It's badass. Make sure you put that in there. Stay safe, Adarh "Handswash" Page

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AEW wrestler "Hangman" Adam Page issues (semi-humorous) statement on COVID-19 situation


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I guess we should retire the expression "avoid it like the plague given how little effort people put into avoiding an actual plague
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