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The 23 year old hiker Where is he national park service refuses to speak about his case search for him called off after 2 days due to extreme weather missing since 2014 still missing went missing despite being extremely prepared and experienced his clothes were found neatly folded on top of a boulder in 2016 The 23 year old hiker 27 Where is he National park service still refuses to acknowledge his existence or potential whereabouts Friends described him as "adventurous" and "not afraid of anything" His wallet and keys were found on a boulder with a pair of folded, mismatched socks Missing since 2014, cell phone pinged once in 2018 somewhere in Nevada "Dave, please Car was left unlocked in a state forest come Where is he home" The 23 year old hiker Potentially spotted hitch-hiking on security footage from 2015 Has been missing 2 28 for so long he's starting to doubt his own existence Legally dead "We just hope he's at peace" Backpack was found in an old firepit with a broken digital camera Where is he Police found his name and date of birth written on a Hasn't coomed in 5 years, can talk to birds tarp behind a Home Depot, but it was probably teenagers "Yeah they say he's a ghost" Where is he The 23 year old hiker 27 334 Is considered a urban legend on his local florest Looks like some "The Rake" Don't even remember what his life used to be creepypasta material Has lost all humanity inside of him. has become one with nature Has natural smell used to camuflage and hunt Can be smelt from kilometers. All attemps of trying to search for him have been Local town sheriff says that he saw him around abandoned. He Is considered dead his departament at night. Was scared shitless The 28 year old boomber 36 "ahhhh l'm gonna BO000OMB (the federal government)" > hates consoomers Where is he? Loves nature > 167 IQ mathematician Lives in a cabin in Montana > based and redpilled the original fedposter Names the Leftist *bombs the federal Who is he? government* in 1975 Learned epic survival skills "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race." Seriously, if you know who this guy is inform the FBI *bombs the federal government again*

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The Hiker Chronicles


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