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Blaire White @MsBlaireWhite Why are "woke" people called "woke" when they're the most ignorant, asleep at the wheel ass bitches out here??? 11:25 PM - Jan 24, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Aaron Patterson @tenderlove I like to add and â€™ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 1:21 AM Apr 20, 2016 Echofon 3.8K Retweets 5.4K Likes

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levi jed murphy @levijedmuxphy sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x

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twitter thread ceiling fan lights not working

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