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Silly question. If you had to choose, would you rather lose a leg or an arm? Okay. I guess a leg. Why did you choose a leg? Because I could learn to ride my motorcycle with one leg, but I would definitely need both arms. Janet's husband said he'd need both arms to hold his wife...so thanks a------ Sounds like Janet's husband doesn't own a motorcycle

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