Under the sea? Looooooool | /r/ComedyCemetery | Comedy Cemetery

$omegle Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger. I hate my f------ life! You: no you dont You: you hate your life right now Stranger. I'm 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better Stranger: my co-workers make fun of me all day You: learn the ways of the honeybadger Stranger. and if i told my boss he would probably cut my already s--- pay You: that is illegal Stranger: cause he's a cheap bastard Stranger: my only friend is mentally retarded \ You: that makes you a wonderful friend :) Stranger: adn all we ever do together is stupid s--- Stranger. i cant leave my home town cause i never learned how to drive Stranger. plus every time i try i fail my drivers test You: Drivers ed bro You: s--- works Stranger. and you know what the worst part is? :( You: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you? Stranger. i live in a pineapple under the sea. You: god damn it$