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Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? He became father only when I was born. (Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) Kid: TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Here it is. MARIA: TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America? Maria. CLASS: TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-1-A-L TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this child.) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. HIJKLMNO. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir; It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!!

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