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After 4 Weeks of Unprotected Sex Girlfriend: Hey baby Boyfriend: Hey Babe Girlfriend: I wanna tell you something. Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot. Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get mad Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or not? Girlfriend: (Started to cry). I... I think... Babei think i'm pregnant Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat? Girlfriend: Yeah... I am pregnant i missed my period Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding right? Girlfriend: No babe how can i joke about something like this [Boyfriend hang up the phone... The girl cried alot thinking she had lost him for good. She even tried committing suicide... After 30 minutes she hears a knock on the door.. When she opens... BOOM it's her boyfriend, kneeling down on the floor Boyfriend: 200 billions stars, 7 continents, 196 countries, 9 planets, 21 province, 2 capital cities and i have had the privilege of meeting such a sophistrated, intelligent, motivated, beautiful woman like you... Let me correct you... You're not pregnant, WE are pregnant... We're both responsible for the baby... I will support you and our baby. So the love of my life... Will you marry me? Girlfriend: It's not yours

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