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I'm sorry but you can only eat seafoods from now on... Contentodaya Go now chicken! You must learn how to swim

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IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose? Me: A dull knife. Dad: Why a dull knife? Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut It's going to rip. It'l be painful, and if they survive the healing process ill be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so l'd go for something painful and vicious Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer. Dad:I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

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