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Viaw Sama Googliqdb SaucaNAO Trace DD5A2B55-3727-46A0-8CFD-E38D0201 (....jpg, 150KiB, 900x500 Anonymous Fri 18 Jan 2019 19:39:49 No.108697287 Vlew Report it's been days since the crab invasion of the popcom mine the kinoplex manager ordered the collapse of the main entrance leaving us trapped. Robert was sent down for inspection that day >everyone but Robert and I is dead >one of the f------ clawed his leg have him put his arm around my neck for support as we limp toward a butter crevasse to hide in hear a few crab's echo behind us start walking faster "Sir." >keep walking >"Sir! >"What, Robert." can barely see what's in front of us >"Can we stop for a quick word? You've been very generous so far but I must ask you for one more favor." >keep walking >"We gotta keep going. Rob. These things aren't far behind us." >"Please, sir." "No." >"N----, THIS AINT NO WHITE MANS BURDEN S---. STOP! can't keep him from saying what I think he will anymore >What is it?" >looks down at his bloody leg >"Sory, I lost my composure.." "with this leg here... I'm only slowing you down." >"Robert, stop. can feel tears welling up >"It's inevitable. Your sleeve isn't stopping the bleeding. I'm only giving them something to fo llow." >hear crab screech in the distance We have to f------ go." try to drag him but he won't budge >"Come on!" hot tears flow over the butter on my face >"IM NOT F------ LEAVING YOU HERE. F--- YOU! see him reach for something in his vest it's a 44 magnum revolver, the most prized gun in the kinoplex there's only one bullet in the cylinder >"No." >"You've seen what these things do to peop le. Please, do this for me, Anon. "How do you know my name?" he smiles that familiar smile >"T know a lot about you, sir. I knew you were a virgin before you got sent down here but I knew from the mo ment I saw you that you were a real kinoisseur. Pen and notepad in hand for taking kinotes during BvS? The rest of them don't get it like you do. takes out heavily used notepad You appreciate the art... the beauty...take them..." Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter.

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R: 12/1: 3 Anon... I heard what you said online about black people. That was very hurtful. Look, I'll sell you your ticket and extra large tub of buttery popcorn. But you and me can't be friends anymore. Enjoy the kino

ehhhhh @mewtailv3 No way this f------ post actually became reality CNBC AMC plans to reward retail investors with free popcorn and exclusive screenings Kinoplex.png 602 KB PNG Welcome back, anon. Wait, you bought AMC stock? Thanks to you, AMC was able to clear 600 million d of debt. I can keep my job. I can afford my medicine Thank you, anon. Popcorn's on the house. Enjoy you 2:03 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android

ギンコ● @Ginko_02 Oh, you're going to see Son of the Mask tonight. These are dark times we live in friend, stay safe out there. ROBERT Popcorn ギンコ● ... @Ginko_02 Replying to @Ginko_02 [JThis is the part where you DANCE, this is the part where you BOOGIEJ] *click* EVERYONE GET ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW, THIS IS THE DESIGNATED THEATER SHOOTING CORTLAND NO WATCH OUT *bang bang* *shoot shoot* R-Robert.?

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