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IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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David Reed @tripeface My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

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Well I ordered my first Beyond meat burger today. It didn't go well I'm not sure why? Cashier: Can I take your order? Me: I'll have the vegetables thing that identifies as a beef burger please Cashier: You mean the beyond meat burger. Me: Yes Cashier: That'll be $3.59. Me: (placing 3 twigs & some grass on the counter and pushing it towards the cachier) here you go. Cashier: (has a puzzled look on her face) ma'am what is this? Me: That's beyond money.

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David Reed @tripeface My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

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Somebody posted this on FB | r/ComedyCemetery

*me calling pizza hut Yes sir, How may I help you?) Hello pizza hut? Dude! How to make pizza at home? Help me

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Teacher: So who's absent? 2ND Grader Clown: Me Everyone:

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rage comics are still funny, right guys? | r/ComedyCemetery

Oil floats on water Soak your feet in oil Now you can walk on water without drowning Problem Archimedes?

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I lost some respect for my friend after she shared this tbh.. | r/ComedyCemetery

Police: Where do you live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where does your parents live? Me: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbour's house. Police: Where is your neighbour's house? Me: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Tell me. Me: Next to my house

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Facebook Wikipedia EL I know everybody I know everything Google Internet G WWW Without me you I have everything three are nothing Electricity B*tch please! gdood

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Is that a real saying? | r/ComedyCemetery

Are you Wild horses couldn't stop me! Uhhh... coming to the thing on Saturday? Are you sure about that? Kaha 1 meant to say a single wild horse Couldn't stop me. There are lots of them, Actually, I meant that one. Try me, bitch. AMANDAPANDACOMICS.COM @amanda_comics @amandapandacomics

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