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Police: Where do you live? Me: With my parents Police: Where does your parents live? Me: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbour's house. Police: Where is your neighbour's house? Me: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Tell me. Me: Next to my house

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IT'S THE YEAR 2023, CHRISTIANITY IS NO LONGER RELEVANT! 2023 YEARS SINCE WHAT?? MERRY CHRISTMAS! TRAD WEST

Kids now a days: "Shut up mom!" Mom: *shuts up* Tracymemes22 Me, back in the day: shut up mom! Me: wh-where am I? Doctor: The E.R... it's taken us 6 hours to remove this shoe from your a

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PEOPLE SAY THAT "NETFLIX AND CHILL" IS BAD FOR TODAY'S KIDSS. Spaing Grer arebntr PLEASE.. YOUR MOM WAS RIDING D--- AT THE DRIVE IN. SAME THING.

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"Yo Candace your ass huge" "Steven, we're at work" "S--- ur right, ur ass VENTI" Vu Unds Bad wl EN L

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First Muslim Superhero Set To Appear In MCU, Marvel Have Confirmed Like Comment Share 7.2K 811 shares Jonathan I thought that Suicide Squad was a DC thing POF 100

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Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student raises their hand Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No Student: oh Okaay, so you don't have a brain!? Well boys, we did it. Atheism is no more.

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High school be like The Popular Girls Tne Sporty Ones The Emos And that one Creepy kid... The Trash The Smart Ones

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A drugged driver crashed his car into the second floor of a Southern California dental office today Esme @livestrongfree RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! and ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into gryffindor

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