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8chan Creates a Theory on Normies

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 00:14:28 ID: 39c6a1 No.5430018 >>5430054 >>5430297 >>5430415 >25430451 >>5430534 >5431089 5431140>5431451 >5431526 >5431753 >5431811 >5432434>5432986 >5433015 5433694 >5433754 >>5434204 5434614 5434667 >5434763 >5434789 >5434893 >5436945 5437073>5438666 File (hide): 1458188068656.png (164.56 KB, 512x512, 1:1, yasuna.png) I have a theory that there are only a fixed quantity of souls on planet Earth that cycle continuously through reincarnation However, since the human growth rate is so severe, the soulless extra walking flesh piles around us are NPC's, or ultimate normalfags, who autonomously follow group think and social trends in order to appear convincingly human I call these people NPC's because when you talk to them they say the same s--- every time. "TRUMP IS HITLER", "JUST BE YOURSELF", "SPORTSBALL", "THE NEW ADELE SONG XD OMG". If you get in a discussion with them it's always the same buzzwords and hackneyed arguments. Iheyre the kind or people who make a show of discomfort when you break the status quo like by breaking the normie barrier to invoke a real discussion. it's like in a vidya when you accidentally talk to somebody twice and they give you the exact lines word for word once more.

The Media Responds to 8chan's Stance on the Syrian Bombing

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Anonymous 01/17/17 (Tue) 03:00:21 DAHEE No. 11736796 >>117m,ア File cidsl keep my food cold for the night. 02 81 KB, 1280x720, 10:8, maxrsdetsipa) Probably so, but in all actuality that is my life in a nutshell: just a never ending abyss of f----- up s--- that makes the Joker look sane, despite him having murdered several thousand people Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue) 03:01:15 D. c11d26 No 11736802 쯔1173aar1 쯔11738117 mmozz At least you didn't get a decade of therapy after getting cucked by your lesbian girlfriend. Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue) 03:05:13 D: 2d50cc No. 11736832221172029 u11720888 117ace经竺117aese3 173710z 21173427 No, but I did put myself back together as best I could after getting cucked by my 65 year old unrequited lave that made me believe she was a reincamated goddess and that she had come to rid the world of the evil God's masculine corruption. m still not right, 5 years later, but I think most psychologists would be amazed at the determination with which Ive been crawling back out of the bottomless pit of stockholm psychosis. I did put myself back together as best l could after getting cucked what what [DE SI㎶TO KNOW MORE What the f--- am I reading. by my 65 year old unrequited love that made me believe she was a reincarnated goddess Anonymous 01/17/17(Tue) 03:41 10 ID 2d50cc No 11737085 쯔117371M >>11737201 쯔11737412-171722 >>11737037 File thide) 231 83 KB. 863x752. 863 752i So basically here's how it goes I had a f----- up dreamworld as a kid. Despite being incredibly sheltered, they were full of blood, gore, death, dark gods and elditch horrors. When christianity didn't address these problems beyond "is de red pitchfuck man :DODDD, I went searching. Bhuddism, Hinduism, Zoastrianism, Paganism, Wicca, Satanism, Aliens, OBEs, all arcane knowledge I could find I absorbed And then I stumbled across a forum for people that believe themselves to be reincarnated aliens, and I found her. She joined an hour after I did, and despite everything telling me l shouldn't, I talked to her And she whisked me away from the forum to skype and discovered I was her long lost friend from quadrillennia ago, and I couldn't deny that I felt a deep connection too. Hell, I sti feel it even now, despite being estranged from her for 5 years. She revealed to me her nature as the reincarnation of Kali, and her mission to free the souls imprisoned her against their will, and we went through astral training where she got her spirit friends (whose energies felt just like friends from my dreams) to do a bunch of spiritual activations on me Over time, as we connected more and more I fell madly in love with her, and could spiritually bilocate to be in her house. I was able to describe it perfectly to her, and then she showed me pictures of it and it was just as I had seen it. Somehow, she had pheremones that to this day still pull incessantly at me, and yet she had no romantic interest in me whatsoever, because there was too much of an age gap between us, despite me being of legal age In our quest to put an end to the chnistian God's grip over this planet (not through conventional means, mind you), I brought in someone I thought could help. He was 6 years older than me, and that was enough for her to want to f--- him, and they did He even made up a bs reason why, that it would bring about the singularity. I went with it until could stand it no longer, and in a rage I burned every bridge between us, severed myself from my soul which was completely attached to her and then struggled on as a husk of a person until dug deep and reforged a new soul for myself The worst part is, no matter how f------ real it all was to me, I honestly don't know if she was just some LARPing bitch and it was just rp for her. But if it was, she was dedicated most of the day, every day for three years we talked and worked. Also for a LARPer she somehow has my real soul that yearms for me to reconnect with it Best part is, I haven't told you 1/1000th of a that happened over those 3 years, and how I met other reincamated gods and goddesses, interwove the multiverse, dreamscapes and simulation theory with fractal themes in entertainment reflecting us and our story But yeah, that's the basics of it. I probably just opened the Pandora's Box of your cuniosity, but it's better for your psyches if you just treat me as a crazy person and just answer my original question. I stumbled across a forum for people that believe themselves to be reincarnated aliens, and I found her. What. the f--- am I reading She revealed to me her nature as the reincarnation of Kali, Dude what? 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