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Can't you tell from my fresh and well-rested face?


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P ooppo Follow Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain's wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one's teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead teethcritter Follow hey this is f------ horrifying
ZOMBIE Vs. ВАBY @HowToBeADad Sparse, messy head of hair Incomplete set of teeth Constant oral excretions Speaks in moans/screams wwww Sharp, dirt-caked nails "Funk of 40,000 years" aroma Agressive, insatiable appetite Worn, ill-fitting clothes Clumsy, random motor skills Unstable, lurching walk GENERAL ATTRIBUTES: Messy eater No sense of right and wrong Bent on destruction Keeps you awake at night in fear Can turn others into a zombie
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
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Uploaded Jul 24, 2019 at 04:37AM EDT

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Fail blog post weekend

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