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andhumanslovedstories A clenic who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and butts you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face someone's like 'you know that's not actually required for your job" and she's like shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it's chicken noodle mana andhumanslovedstories Their holy sigil is a macaroni necklace you made in second grade. You didn't know them in second grade. You're not sure how they got that macaroni necklace. You ask them about it, and they just slip you a twenty and tell you to get whatever you want at the food court. "What is a food court?" you cry. but it doesn't matter because they summoned a hero's feast and everything tastes wonderful, and at some point you crawl into their lap to cry about something you thought you were adult enough to handle. This is you handling it, they say. "You're never too big to ask your mom for help. "You're literally not my mother, you s--. But metaphorically, they say, and you're like truuuuuuuuuu and s-- a little more before they tuck you into a bedroll because you've got a big day tomorrow stopping an assassination at a royal palace

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When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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