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concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it's child in exchange for eternal life or some s--- woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custodv half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas sepulchritude does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system? "here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I'm going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion lucifer-is-a-bag-of-d----

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