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Chise @ChiseHatori Fan Epic Games Store isn't profitable? Aw man so sad Anyways >opens epic store >claims free game of the week >adds it into my 200+ games library that I didnt pay anything for >doesn't play any of them >closes epic store :

This creepy wanker is giving out free games! Just pirate your favourite AAA games at your leisure. You don't have to worry about hurting the developers he's already paid them for you! "Go on, lad! This one's on me EPIG EPIC GAMES -Tim "Robotnik" Sweeney, 2021 SONIC COLORS ÜLTIMATE

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INDUSTRIAL I don't care if the game requires another launcher 0 f the game is fur TERRORISM given the pretty extreme data mining the connection Chinese govt and EAC. I have 6 platforms only 2 or 31 use regularly if they want to have a title on it too, fine but, FORCING me to buy with them nope. If you give m a choice A or B depending on how limited these are l may just chose to give myself option C and punch you This is a simple reminder that you are not in as much control as a hostile a------. Epic being as it is lts getting enough hate they might just have to hange what they are doing. right now, they are banking on the exclusives t NOW I AMM FORCED TO 0 PIRATE k up and also because l ar people to them they,are actually polarizing the mers a a lo of dag inst them. Business ry much is a g and you hav to play nice or face le gang do on you to take yo ance to show what good you the possible chance COULD do. Though siding with the Cinese g : me convinced there is gething good th ay can do

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Here is the truth about all these different PC game stores: If I want to play games from various publishers now I need to install and enter billing info on: Steam EGS Origin Uplay Bethesda Battle Net And more. That is more than an "inconvenience"

Erik Kain Ф @erikkain Follow Here is the truth about all these different PC game stores: If I want to play games from various publishers now I need to install and enter billing info on: Steam EGS Origin Uplay Bethesda Battle Net And more That is more than an "inconvenience" 11:13 AM-5 Apr 2019 76 Retweets 233 Likes 36 t 76 233

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why are all your topics like this?

MAN WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA SHUT THE F--- UP ABOUT STEAM STEAM STEAM STEAM IT'S ALL I EVER HEAR AROUND HERE JESUS SHUT THE F--- UP ALREADY WITH THE STEAM THE STEAM THE STEAM THE STEAM NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT STEAM GAMES STEAM STEAM STEAM JESUS SHUT UP ABOUT IT F--- F------ STEAM DEFENSE FORCE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS F------ STEAM STEAM STEAM AND I'M SO SICK OF IT JESUS CHRIST NEVER CHANGE STEAM FORUM FULL OF STEAM BEARD STEAM LORD STEAM F--!S YOU'RE THE ONLY I PERSON WHO IS TALKING ABOUT THEM GAMES STEAM F-- DAMAGE CONTROL GOING ON RIGH HERE WITH STEAM LORD BAWWWW STEAM F-- CAN'T HANDLE STEAM TRUTH ABOUT STEAM NEVER CHANGE STEAM LORD F------ SOCIAL STEAM REJECT STEAM STEAM ILL BET YOU STEAM YOUR STEAM IN STEAM TOWN DON'T YOU STEAM SHIRT NO STEAM ,DOUCHEBAG F--, STEAM .SWEET MAN GODDAMN STEAM STEAM STEAM STEAM F-- WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR TOPICS LIKE THIS? GAMES LOOK AT STEAM F-- WITH HIS STEAM TEARS GOD SHUT UP

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Exclusivity Wars has changed.

Ivan 'Vice' S. @AnchormanV2 Follow 2013 PC Fanboys: Lol let these console plebs fight over exclusives and timed content 2019: NINTENDO SWITCH EPIC GAMES STOREン 8:39 AM - 3 Apr 2019

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Response from /v/

HOW OP WASTED 3 HOURS OF HIS LIFE 5 codesigned software does even using read only access ieframe.dll that probably is used to render also used by Internet Explorer 0

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Clever and thoughtful title

What? Mylemflankis exposed Game publishers are gonnarunright through me! 83 Exclusivity moneyEPIC EPIC GAMES GAMES STORE STORE VICTORY ISMINE! EPIC EPIC GAMES STORE Did you hear something? Nope.

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You know who to blame

Sandwich Boy 23 hours ago 2 pieces of news: 1: Tons of games delayed by a year for pc 2: new piracy method allows pc gamers to play games a year before launch ії. 633 REPLY Hide replies

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Colorful language, even more colorful program

WHY THE EPIC STORE IS A BOTNET aka how youve being datamised and yoar into ia being sald soXi Jinping you sne this sity platton SEE THIS S--- RIGHT HERE? IT'S CALLED PROCESS MONITOR ROCE SO WHAT DOES IT SAY THAT THE EPIC GAMES CLIENT IS DOING READING THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER'S CERTIFICATE STORE, FOR STARTERS See all this s--- here? It means f--- you, I'm going to look at the your this. It does it anyway. I MORE FLES OH LOOK, IT'S DOING IT AGAIN, NOW IT'S POKING THROUGH THE ROOT CERTS FROM THE REGISTRY MORE LE Acces WHAT, YOU THINK THAT'S ALL? F--- NO, CHANG HAS MORE IN STORE FOR YOU. HE WANTS TO GOBBLE YOUR DATA LIKE A STRAY DOG ON SATURDAY NIGHT. CHECK THIS S--- OUT So the launcher is poking through the registry, but all Windows programs do, right? That's no big deal, is it? WRONG, D------! Guess what CLSID 06eee834-461c-42c2-8dcf-1502b527b1f9 i 08000834461c-42c2-8dcf-1502b527b11D IT'S F----- G INTERNET EXPLORER Problems with new Internet Explorer 8.0-Forums-CNET 66r WHY IS YOUR GAME CLIENT LOOKING AT YOUR BROWSER'S SETTINGS? is where I found otten started yet. ITS SCRAPING THE NAMES AND PATHS OF OTHER PROCESSES RUNNING ON YOUR COMPUTER Look at this s---, those aro the tools Im using to analyze it This uppity sotware doesn't know its place AND IT'S F------ WITH DLL FILES IN THEIR DIRECTORIES RIGHT F------ 2 THERE Oh yeah, see that s---? Tim Sweeny wants to know where you are. You didn't buy a computer with a you BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET This s--- right here is called Fiddler. I to. That lets it spy on even secure traffic. I found my password in these logs when I first logged in. Fiddler is good. Fiddler is ruthless. dles with your web traffic. It logs the s--- out of everything, and will decrypt SSL if you want it FIDDLER SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND A SHITLOAD OF TRACKING INFO TWO- F------ COUNT THEM TWO DIFFERENT DOMAINS JUST30ITDrs FOR TRACKING WHAT YOU'RE 智2H THE F--- IS THIS A GOOD THING AND BOTH ARE DROPPING TRACKING com/ you'll wish it was PERL by the time you hit the e page OTHER PEOPLE ANALYZING IT ON COMPUTERS THAT AREN'T BAREBONES TEST BOXES HAVE REPORTED THAT IT ALSO LIKES TO LOOK THROUGH YOUR STEAM LIBRARY. ISN'T THAT NICE OF IT, USING ANOTHER PRODUCT TO DATAMINE WHAT GAMES YOU LIKE? F--- THIS BOTNET, MALWARE-RIDDLED PLATFORM ot" me ata F--- EPIC GAMES F--- TENCENT

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Ok this isn't epic

The Outer Worlds @OuterWorlds Detroit: Become Human @Detroit Game Following Follow Our partners at @EpicGames have announced that #TheOuterworlds will be coming to the Epic Games Store at launch, alongside the Thrilled to announce that HEAVY RAIN, BEYOND: TWO SOULS and DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN will release later this year for the first time on PC in the @EpicGames Store #QuanticDream #HeavyRainPC #BeyondTwoSoulsPC #DetroitBecomeHumanPC #EpicGamesStore Windows Store. It will be released on other digital platforms 12 months later. The Outer Worlds will still release on XBOX and PS4 on launch. 5:40 PM 20 Mar 2019 DETROIT BEYOND HEAVY RAIN 109 Retweets 476 Likes BE COME H U MAN EPIC 581 t 109 476 GAMES ONLY quanticdream COMING 2019 ON PCI ON STORE At least no one on the Gryrtindor team h ad to buy their way in. They got in on pure falent

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Can't do shit with Gaben on our side

When Epic tries to compete with you by publishing Metro Exodus Parry this you filthy casual

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Vilified

The Outer Worlds @OuterWorlds Follow Our partners at @EpicGames have announced that #TheOuterworlds will be coming to the Epic Games Store at launch, alongside the Windows Store. It will be released on other digital platforms 12 months later. The Outer Worlds will still release on XBOX and PS4 on launch 10:40 AM 20 Mar 2019 622 Retweets 2,939 Likes Tweet your reply Replying to @OuterWorlds Vilified For your overwhelmingly monstrous behavior, you have become vilified by the community Ok 17 40 5.5

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Big OOF

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