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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO images.jpg, 29KiB, 443x332 Anonymous Sat 22 Dec 2018 03:51:19 No.104828259 Report Quoted By: 104828407 >>104828413 >104828538 >>104833628 104834626 104851019 104852479 >104852684 >104827276 Only good idea in this thread >Satina really likes me, but I don't know if I like her back. >I know! 'll ask Dad about it! He NEVER approves when I like a girl! If he tells me l can't date Satina, then it'll be out of my hands, and Satina's feelings will be spared! Hallelujah! >cut to Puppington living room. Clay is reading the paper, Bloberta is dusting, and Shapey is playing with a power drill. Orel enters >"Hey Dad!" >"Orel, can't you see I'm reading the news? The head of the house ALWAYS needs to be aware of the world around him" (takes a shot) >"Sorry Dad, I just really need some advice. There's this new girl in town who really likes me. She's really friendly and all, but...! don't know if she's my type." >"Oh, I think I know what you mean. Orel. Is your new girlfriend...ugly?" >"Uhh...I mean she looks kinda different, but-" > "But nothing! Orel, I want you to go out there and show that girl a great time!" "WHAT!?" >Bloberta "WHAT!?" >Shapey "HUH!?" >"Dad, YOU want me to go on a date with this girl?" >"Orel, ugly people are one of the things keeping our society intact. You see, we operate in a delicate ecosystem. The normal people, like you and me, spend our days doing normal things, like fishing, maintaining our lawns, and going to church." >"And work, right Dad?" ".. (takes a shot) >"Anyway, OREL..the ugly people spend their days comfortably below us, in factories and out of public sight, while we enjoy the benefits of their hard work! Why, just look here!" >Clay pulls up his footstool to reveal a logo, 'UGLYCO Wow!" > "But like I said son, it's a delicate system. If one thing goes wrong, it all collapses, and we'll go back to a time...BEFORE CHRIST >qulp >"So, to keep them working--err, happy, we need to throw the uglies a BONE here or there. Like when a dog begs at the table." >"So I'd be performing self sacrifice? To protect everyone else? Like JESUS!?" >"That's right, son. You're following in the lord's own footsteps!" cont. Anonymous Sat 22 Dec 2018 04:02:59 No.104828407Report Quoted By: 104832594 >104828259 l didn't know orel morel was this deep Anonymous Sat 22 Dec 2018 04:03:35 No.104828413 Quoted By: 104834626 >>104852684 Report >104828259 >"Okay! I'm gonna go take Satina out right now! See you later, Dad!" >Orel exits as Clay goes back to his paper. The headline on the front reads 'DEMONS INVADING MORALTON? >Clay looks back up >"Satina?" > "Huh. Cute name for an ugly. (Takes a shot)

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