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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following document was found inside a shipment of bananas to the Site-19 lunchroom, written with musical notation that has not been included. The source of the document has not yet been identified, and is currently considered a breach of information. Any information regarding the source of this document is to be reported at the earliest convenience - Maria Jones, Director, RAISA He-He-Here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If ya know the procedures, you can contain them too! Report the breach, and call the O5 With a little luck, you'll stay alive! Huh! DK Containment Breach He's from Series One, so you know him well He's finally back, to raise some hell If he's in your office, it'll stay nice and neat, But he leaves behind traps, so watch your feet! To the cleverest is where he'll go So give it up, for Oh-Five-Oh! Huh! DK Containment Breach DK Containment Breach is here! This scip's got history, so listen up dudes He used to be at Wilson's, 'till we changed the rules Walter first came from the big "W" Now it's up to us to make him good as new! He's our cyborg ape who plays a jolly tune We're all hoping he feels better soon! Huh! DK Containment Breach He wears overalls, he loves to race Th-This scip blew off his own face He can toy with motors, to make them zoom If you're lucky, there'll be no boom Put him on wheels and he'll do tricks It's SCP Thirty-Eight Thirty-Six! Huh! DK Containment Breach! DK Containment Breach is here! They're back again, as plush as can be Leading a rebellion against you and me They can cause real havoc with their glitter bombs You can lock them up, but never for long! They'll make you smile with their jokes and pranks Just be careful your teddy doesn't join their ranks! Huh! DK Containment Breach! Huh! Finally, he's here for you Get ready for Two-Two-Nine-Two! is scip's got powers that aren't funny He'll turn you into a zombie or mummy! Inaki's a good ape, but with a troubled past He can't die, and of his kind he's the last Despite his death touch and tuber heart This scip is peaceful, and enjoys making art! C'mon Bigfoot, take it to the fridge Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell! Aww yeah! Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell! Aww yeah!

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Addendum 7143.2: Personnel Personal Testimony Note: The following testimony was gathered during an anonymous survey to ascertain the overall staff opinion of RPC-7143-J. Certain portions have been expunged for the sake of decency. Names have been included to further shame those who might have illicit thoughts about the beautiful and graceful RPC-7143-J. Agent Romerville: Yeah they're pretty sweet. I see him sometimes winking at me down the hall. Think they're tryin' to get at me. Dr. Cornwall: You mean RPC-7143-J? Yeah, I call her Stacy. I know she wants me. She plays pretty hard to get, but she glistens a little differently for me, you know? Dr. Hughes: Oh yeah, I'd really one of those Latch Escutcheon plates EXTREMELY NSFW FILE PHOTO from the pyrotechnics lab and just then let him Note: Data expunged, h--------. What the f--- is wrong with you people? -Dr. Celf and then take Researcher Axwell: I invited him out for drinks last week. Kind of gave me the cold shoulder, but he's pretty far out of my league anyway. Pretty dreamy though, don't you think? Knob ↓ Researcher Chambers: I would f--- the s--- out of that doorknob. Dr. Lee: I've been working on my pickup lines, here, listen! "Hey baby, why don't you and me go turn in for the night?" Get it? Turn in? Because... turning? Guys?
GoliathBoneSnake • 2 yr. ago This used to be one of my favorite SCPs, so iirc- Rough is basically separating whatever you put in the "Intake" side into it's base elements or general chemical makeup. Like if you put an animal through the rough setting, you'll get a puddle of blood and fluids, a stack of meat, and a pile of cubed bone. A stuffed animal will produce a pile of fluff and strips of fabric Coarse will chop whatever it is into recognizable portions. A person on the coarse setting will give two arms, two hands, two legs, two feet, a torso, and a head - probably with the eyes and hair removed and set to the side. 1:1 will exchange what you put in for something of equal value. For instance, putting in a 20oz Pepsi will produce a 20oz Dr Pepper. Putting in a Chihuahua might produce a Boston Terrier. Fine will upgrade whatever is supplied by removing any impurities and improving any mechanical or biological functions. Putting in 10 pounds of iron will output 10 pounds of stainless steel. Putting in a dairy cow will put out an animal that gives twice as much milk that's twice as nutritious. Very Fine will improve the intake beyond the laws of physics or sane reason. Putting in a laptop will give out a functional intelligent android. Running an apple through will give out some super fruit that keeps you full for days, cures the common cold, and sprouts a whole orchid from your poop after you digest it. 13 Share Joey Sinclair • 2 yr. ago This is literally the best and easiest to understand description of 914 I've ever read. Thank you so much. Share 6 ***
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