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Lore recap, correct me when I get something wrong. Narrator voice For years, the late Chris Redfield did everything in his power to find a boyfriend for his sister. Not even his boulder-punching power could force any man under the sun to procreate with the horrid nightmare that was his sister. He kept stalking the best candidate he knew: Leon Kennedy. Leon's trademark move "No Way F--" was of no use against Chris Leon was forced to flee from the Redfield's rage if he was to save his virginity for Ada Wong. Kennedy fled through the many dimensions of the multiverse, at one point masquerading as Dante from Devil May Cry. Eventually Leon had enough and hunkered down in his house. Chris in his infinite wisdom knew he needed a man with a plan to flush chris out. Redfield hired Dutch and his crew, in exchange he promised to reward their efforts with mangoes and tickets to Tahiti. Alongside Chris and Dutch stood many others willing to risk their lives if only to get Claire fertilized. Among the many soldiers of alliance Redfield Metal Gear Ray, Human Holocaust, Hunk, Animated Series Link and Virgil. Leon formed his own team to defend the fortress that was his house, among the defenders were Metal Gear Rex, Gentleman of Kos, Dante, Wesker and many more THRICE did Leon beat back Chris with his armies, but during the third battle both Chris and Leon fell, going straight to the bowls of the underworld. Their armies did battle to free their commander's from Satan's grasp. This time it was the Redfield alliance that secured victory With both leaders back they decided to end it, a final match of WWE WRESTLEMANIA. We saw many amazing fighters: Dutch, Boomer, Zoomer, Agent 47, Fred (who was an absolute monster) as well as some gods who joined the battle: Sminem and B0G This time luck was not with mister Kennedy, his team lost and Chris secured a briefcase filled with his seed Leon had a backup plan, he distracted Chris allowing Hunk to extract the seed Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:25:02 No.449917120449917180 e: DyrbDpZX4AMbRmL.jpg (169 KB, 916x1200) This face is for_ Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:25:47 No.449917180449917247 P> Mr.X's d--- Anonymous 02/07/19(Thu)01:26:45 No.449917234 4.19,png (48 KB, 1101x284) tor ng (383 KB. 1280x764) >449905152 Leon and Ada lost. Due to Claire goblina rage (chris in a wig) and chris's onichan mode was used at the last moment after leon's no way f-- mode ended They also lost because boomer was amazing, zoomer sucked. X was late to the show and 47 betrayed leon and ada at the last minute, he eliminated everyone and let chris beat him But the sperm suit case was stolen by hunk and X during a 2v1 with Leon and Chris vs MR.X. >>449902984 (You) Sad thing is that the case never had Leon's spernm It was Wesker's semen. >>449898392 Thats why he helped chris win Wesker wanted to make a child with his genes and the retard strength redfield gene.but he didn't want to have to raise it yet. Similar to how Chris wanted a child but without having to raise it all the time hence him wanting to be an uncle Thats the full story...also Dutch may have been involved too since Chris betrayed him before the last match. Still mad

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: Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)01:32:20 No.19722344 aacfssisas.jpg 45 KB JPG >AMURO, YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THE DEIKUN BLOODLINE, YOU HAVE TO DEPOSIT YOUR SEMEN ON ARTESIA'S WOMB, THE LINEAGE MUST GO ON, I'M TELLING YOU TO BANG MY SISTER AMURO 72 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:04:33 No.638159169 Sidon Had things turned out differently, you might have been my sister's husband...my brother-in-law... 1684892287328088.jpg 209 KB JPG LINK YOU SHOULD HAVE F----- MY SISTER : Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)07:10:37 No.638159470 LINK LINK Sidon Ha! Such ecstasy! >>638159351 # >playing Age of Calamity >Sidon comes back from the future >"LINK, MY DEAREST FRIEND! I HAVE COME FROM A GRAVE FUTURE TO TELL YOU YOU MUST F--- MY SISTER TO SAVE HYRULE! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT, I HAVE ALREADY PREPARED YOUR BRIDAL BED AND HAVE HER TIED UP AS WE SPEAK!" >>638159470 # Ecstasy.png 307 KB PNG >>638163668 # >>638190072 # >>638213342 # : Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:58:25 No.638190072 file.png 809 KB PNG MY SISTER'S CLUTCH IS DRYING UP SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH THE REDFIN BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE >>638190965 # >>638191686 # >>638194449 # >>638212747 # >>638213283 # >>638213294 # : Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)14:47:12 No.638194449 1653618606677999.png 314 KB PNG >>638190072 # LINK PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATFISHES ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "GANYANDORF" PLEASE LINK YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER'S EGGS, CONTINUE THE REDFIN BLOODLINE >>638213294 # >>638217756 #

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True heroes chose claire

ALWAYS GO FOR THIS NEVER EVER GO FOR THIS ONLY VILLAINS DO THAT

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Anonymous 02/02/19(Sat)04:37:17 No.44925707644925742722449259716 22449265131 22449271859 File: Sheva Alomar gif (2.96 MB, 540x330) Say Chris. I may be able to help you continue the Redfield line, and Leon isn't a requirement- Anonymous 02/02/19(Sat)04:42:16 No 449257427 2244925761322449259716쯔44926324S2244926513122449271859 File: 2bazcg0vxmry.jng (23 KB, 540x313) 449257076 Oh thank god. Let me know when you're done f------ my sister

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Chris' Letter

Leon. This is Chris I have an urgent mission for you. Do not contact Ada. I have broken her cellphone and destroyed her car with a boulder. Head to the Jewelry shop across from Kendo past the RPD parking garage. The door may be barricaded, so use the side door panel for access. The code is 7016 EXIT Search behind the back counter for a large diamond ring. This will allow you to propose to my sister Claire. candle-lit dinner is prepared for you two. It is crucial you wait until your escape before proceeding A Make me an uncle. The Redfield bloodline must survive If you come back empty handed, I will build a mountain on top of your corpse

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