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What was your most memorable encounter with Zuckerberg? Well, there was a year when he was only eating what he was killing. He made goat for me for dinner. He killed the goat In front of you? send it to the butcher A...laser gun? oel i itha lasr d then theehenthey I dont know. A stun gun. They stun it, and then he knifed it. Then they send it to a butcher Evidently in Palo Alto there's a rule or regulation that you can have six livestock on any lot of land, so he had six goats at the time. I go, "We're eating the goat you killed?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Have you eaten goat before?" He's like, "Yeah, I love it." I'm like, "What else are we having?" "Salad." I said, "Where is the goat?" "It's in the oven." Then we waited for about 30 minutes. He's like, "I think it's done now." We go in the dining room. He puts the goat down. It was cold. That was memorable. I don't know if it went back in the oven. I just ate my salad.

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QC @QiaochuYuan · Dec 15 idk past a certain level of power this just feels like a vote of no confidence in the trajectory of civilization from the people who are supposed to be shepherding it. zuck is arguably more powerful than most world leaders, he should be building for the people, not himself Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · Dec 15 NEW: Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building a Hawaii compound with plans for an escape hatch, 'blind doors, and an underground bunker (Pic: representational)

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What was your most memorable encounter with Zuckerberg? Well, there was a year when he was only eating what he was killing. He made goat for me for dinner. He killed the goat In front of you? send it to the butcher A...laser gun? oel i itha lasr d then theehenthey I dont know. A stun gun. They stun it, and then he knifed it. Then they send it to a butcher Evidently in Palo Alto there's a rule or regulation that you can have six livestock on any lot of land, so he had six goats at the time. I go, "We're eating the goat you killed?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Have you eaten goat before?" He's like, "Yeah, I love it." I'm like, "What else are we having?" "Salad." I said, "Where is the goat?" "It's in the oven." Then we waited for about 30 minutes. He's like, "I think it's done now." We go in the dining room. He puts the goat down. It was cold. That was memorable. I don't know if it went back in the oven. I just ate my salad.

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