Notes:

"I have to get ready for work."
"Maybe if you got an honest job, and perhaps settled down with a nice girl…"
"What's that supposed to mean?"

One would often wonder how a retail clerk's job is seen as evil/dishonest by many. (it's the customers that are evil, clearly.)
But then you remember Kecleon's behavior when you walk off with an apple…

http://bukoya-star.tumblr.com/post/180440099908/meowstics
Originated here, but was also posted on twitter because the Thanos tumblr purge was already in the looming phase