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hypeswap i dont really... WANT... to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011 hypeswap no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath i dont know how to compartmentalize unamalfoy/ every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you're icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment 2dphobic on tumblr you can make a post that just says "minecraft" and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagranm you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

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