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vampireapologist idk if I've posted about this before but by far the strangest things that's happened to me in retail was the time someone's total came out to my birth-year and I said "hey! that's the year I was born!" and then the next customer's total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I'm a weirdo I said "heyl that's the year I was born!" and without missing a f------ beat this like, 70+ year old man said "Ah! Another like me! We're few and far between these days, aren't we?' And I was like oh man this guy's sense of humor really aligns with minel And laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it, but this man. He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell And he just kept upping the antell He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point l started getting worried that I'd misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal. He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond Who the f--- was that guy.

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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