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one-time-i-dreamt was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, w--??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and s--- elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them somedaythiswillbeclever people who don't read urls ALLEY GRUug one-time-i-dreamt

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