The more you research, the less you actually understand

Notes:

"Just stand there, Ronnie, and I will take a photograph of you. Then I shall post this upon the world wide network, and using photo manipulation software, I will superimpose text over the photograph in a bold white font that describes your difficulties with social interaction and in attracting the opposite sex. I wish only that I don't cross the fine line between relatable humor and genuine pity for your well-being."