Tropical Burn

$OH, GREAT. THE "SNOWMADS" HAVE FROZEN THE NO, THATS A ISLAND AND WE HAVE TO THAW IT.GREAT ANOTHER $20 WII U GAME THAT NINTENDO TRIES TO SELL FOR $60 REAL PULITZER MATERIAL RIGHT THERE. EVEN METROID: OTHER M HAD A BETTER STORY THAN THIS! MORE LIKE NIN\ENDO, AM I RIGHT? OH HO! THATS SOME GREAT A PENGUIN FUNKY MODE? CHARACTER DESIG! WITH A HAT! I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOWWE WERE IN A FIFTH GENERATION POKÉMON GAME! DON'T YOU MEAN "'M A MILLENNIAL WHO HAS BEEN PAMPERED MY WHOLE LIFE SO I'M TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO ACCEPT A REAL CHALLENGE"-MODE?! THEN AGAIN, WHAT ELSE SHOULD ONE EXPECT FROM A BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD ONE MODE: CRAZY STUPID HARD SERIES THAT HAS A GORILLA WITH A TIE AS ITS MASCOT? AND WE LIKED IT! LOL YO, WHAT'S THIS GUYS PROBLEM? DON'T KNOW 'M SORRY MAN FAR OUT GRAMPS ME 0 ED MAN, CRANKY MODE SUCKS. OH DON'T MIND ME, YOUNGSTERS. I'M JUST WATCHING THE DONKEY OH, LOOK, IT'S KONG COUNTRY CARTOON FROM 1q48. ENJOYING SMASHH SO FAR? BECAUSE EVEN THAT IS MORE ENJOYABLE THAN BEING IN THIS STUPID GAME! OH WAIT, THATS RIGHT YOU'RE NOT IN IT CRANK WOODEN PLANK STUDIOS$