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ALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VISION YOU'RE FAR SIDED E E WHAT IS IT? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net E

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WORLD KINDA F----- LATELY? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? IT'S THE NEW NORMAL SO WE DON'T NEED TO FIX ANYTHING? NOPE Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Depressing Comic Week 10 AFTER THE EXPLOSION, I HAD T O GET A METAL I WAS SENT HOME FROM PLATE IN MY HEAD AND INTERNATIONAL DUTY. SOME SCREWS IN MY LEG. MY BUDDY... HIS NECK WAS DIDN'T END UP GETTING DAMAGED... HE DIED IN MY THE WORDS OUT... HE ARMS AS HE STRUGGLED WAS MY BEST FRIEND. TO SAY HIS LAST WORDS PAST ALL OF THE BLOOD. I'M SO SORRY. THANK YOU THAT'S VERY KIND OF FOR YOUR SERVICE... LET YOU, BUT I'M NOT OLD ME BUY YOU A DRINK. ENOUGH TO DRINK. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.04.18

WHY CAN'T ANYONE JUST 'M SICK OF EVERYONE BELIEVING IN MAGIC! MAGIC ISN'T REAL! STICK TO THE FACTS? SMOOCH SMOOCH 耒 STILL BELIEVE MAGIC ISN'T REAL? YES Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.04.17

WRITING A SUICIDE NOTE WATCHA DOIN THERE? SEND AN E-MAIL INSTEAD. MUCH EASIER WAIT, STOP! DON'T DO IT! | Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net|

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2018.04.16

HEY, I'LL GIVE YOu S5 FOR ALL YOUR CLOTHES. ADD A COUPLE OF ZEROES AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL! HEY, I'LL GIVE YOu $5.00 FOR ALL YOUR CLOTHES. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.04.15

PAIN ASSESSMENT TOOL NO PAIN MILD FINE SEVERE SERIOUS CIRCLE YOUR LEVEL OF PAIN PAIN ASSESSMENT TOOL NO PAIN MILD INE SEVERE SERIOUS CIRCLE YOUR LEVEL OF PAIN PFFT! WOMEN! 1 Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.04.13

COULD I GET A MEDIUM ROAST, PLEASE? YOUR SHIRT IS GLY IT'S A GOOD THING YOUR HH HOW ABOUT A DARK ROAST? OM'S DEAD SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE THAT SHIRT. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.04.11

ALRIGHT, I WANT TO ONLY SHOTS BELOW THE SEE A GOOD, CLEAN FIGHT!BELT. READY? FIGHT! rBOX111NC CHAMPIONSHIP /

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2018.04.09

BECAUSE... YOU'RE. CHOKING ME... TO DEATH. WHY SO BLUE? JUST STAY POSITIVE!

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2018.04.08

MOM, WHEN IS DAD COMING BACK? HE JUST LEFT TO GET CIGARETTES. HE'LL BE BACK SOON. BUT HE'S BEEN GONE FOR THREE YEARS! FAMILY! I'M BACK! AND I BROUGHT ENOUGH CIGARETTES FOR EVERYONE! 0 HOORAY! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.04.07

LET ME TRY ON YOUR GLASSES HOLY COW, YOU ARE SHORT SIGHTED! LET ME TRY YOUR LINE OF THINKING HOLY COW, YOU ARE AN IDIOT! ﹁Cyanide and Happiness C) Explosm.net

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2018.04.06

HAHA, HERE COMES BIG HAT BOB! 1 ONLY WEAR IT TO HIDE THE HAT THAT'S TOO SMALL... THAT HAT'S TOO F------ BIG. WHAT AN IDIOT Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.04.04

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD OR RELIGION IN GENERAL? NOT REALLY NOT BELIEVING IN GOD IS BLASPHEMOUS AND 1 HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL AMAAMAAGH AH, I FEEL BETTER Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.04.03

GIMME YOUR WALLET! DON'T SHOOT ME! I HAVE A WIFE AND KID! SHOOT THEM INSTEAD! ITLL BE MUCH MORE FUN! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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