Dark Elf Autism | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

□ Anonymous 4 hours ago No .31 283441 v >>31283591 >>31283603 >>31283642 >>31283814 >>31288 134 >>31288983 See, if you read the origins trilogy for our purple-eyed prick, you will find that he just doesn't-get- drow society. He feels wounded and betrayed when someone backstabs him, he talks back to women, he trusts people, and he finds killing the babies of your enemy appalling instead of pragmatic. Basically, he has Dark Elf Autism, complete with his very own Autism Rain Man Superpower of swordplay. That is literally the only thing he cares about and the only thing he is good at, but damn is he good at it. What we get from this is that he is a burden to his House, but they put up with him because he makes for great cannon fodder. Eventually, he gets fed up with being so autistic, so he runs away from home after disgracing his House. In order to keep their status, they hunt him down only for him to get extremely f------ lucky and eventually cause his own House to be purged Now this is where things get interesting. One of the books claim that due to all the upset this one autismal elf brought Drow society Lolth has personally blessed him as her champion. Can you grasp the ramifications of this? Of the Goddess of Chaos making a lawful good ranger/paladin her Champion of Chaos? That would be like if American Jesus gave a gay-married, liberal transgender muslim his personal blessing. That right there is some Mythical Greek pantheon levels of dickery. We basically have Sheldon from TBBT who Bazinga-d so hard his autism caused America to collapse and then god personally blessed him to keep doing that to the rest of the world It just goes to show how beautifully retarded Drow society is, how it can only exist thanks to the will of its goddess and how that very same goddess is actively working against it. I think if more writers acknowledged how batshit insane and retarded and crazy Menzoberran is in concept, we could get a lot more interesting stories out of the place instead of people constantly trying to make a society of bitches into a legitimate and reasonable culture

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