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swingsetindecember tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it's a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like "1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? no. YOU'RE GOING TO THE 1980s" and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent nonlinear-nonsubjective "I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind." "Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! F--- YEAH THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!" "How about kimoNO." Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers." "Another court gown?? Here's a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You're f------ sadists that's why." "Don't mind me, I'll just be up all night hand painting silk." "THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH'S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN'S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA."

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