2018.03.09 | Cyanide and Happiness | Know Your Meme

MY D--- GOT CAUGHT IN A ZIPPER, AND NOW I'M HOMELESS IT WAS THE HOuSEKEEPER'S ZIPPER, AND MY WIFE THAT CAUGHT IT NED, IS THAT YOu? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN? HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? OMELESS OMELESS need$ OMELESS HOMELESS Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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ALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VISION YOU'RE FAR SIDED E E WHAT IS IT? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net E

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE WORLD KINDA F----- LATELY? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? IT'S THE NEW NORMAL SO WE DON'T NEED TO FIX ANYTHING? NOPE Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Depressing Comic Week 10 AFTER THE EXPLOSION, I HAD T O GET A METAL I WAS SENT HOME FROM PLATE IN MY HEAD AND INTERNATIONAL DUTY. SOME SCREWS IN MY LEG. MY BUDDY... HIS NECK WAS DIDN'T END UP GETTING DAMAGED... HE DIED IN MY THE WORDS OUT... HE ARMS AS HE STRUGGLED WAS MY BEST FRIEND. TO SAY HIS LAST WORDS PAST ALL OF THE BLOOD. I'M SO SORRY. THANK YOU THAT'S VERY KIND OF FOR YOUR SERVICE... LET YOU, BUT I'M NOT OLD ME BUY YOU A DRINK. ENOUGH TO DRINK. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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I NEED TO PEE SOOOOOOO BAD. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING IT IN? BECAUSE I READ THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX MY ENTIRE LIFE! WHAT? WHY? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.03.04

HMPH! UNF! CK xe WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOu ALWAYS SUCH A RUDE LITTLE S---? HMPH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RESPECT YOUR PARENTS? BECAUSE I CAN'T RESPECT ANYONE WHO MADE ME Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.03.03

OKAYYYYY, TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF OUR GENDER REVEAL PARTY! 'M A BOY! OH, AND 'M ALSO FAT 41 Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.03.02

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2018.02.28

HEY! GUESS WHO JUST GOT PLASTIC SURGERY! REALUY? WHAT DID YOU CHANGE? I HAD ONE OF MY N------ REPLACED WITH A WOMAN'S NIPPLE. CHECK IT OUT! WHAT THE F---? CENSORED Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.02.26

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2018.02.25

Today 1:49 AM Today 1:49 AM YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS COME OVER COME OVER MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS Today 1:49 AM Today 1:49 AM YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, DOC! I'VE HAD AN ERECTION FOR OVER 4 HRS COME OVER COME OVER MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS MR. DAVIS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU KNOW I DON'T DO HOUSE CALLS MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME ;) MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME ;) OMW Delivered Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.02.24

LET'S DO THIS DRUG TEST. COULD I HAVE YOUR URINE SAMPLE, PLEASE? YEP. YOU'RE DEFINITELY ON DRUGS Q) Cyanide and Happiness O Explosm.net

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2018.02.23

IT'S RAININ' OUT THERE I CAN TELL BECAUSE OF MY BONES THAT'S DUMB! H--------! I JuUST SAW YOUR BONES! MEANS IT'S RAININ'. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.02.21

MAYBE WE SHOULD TELL PEOPLE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB Cyanide and Happiness @) Explosm.net

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2018.02.20

COLORED IN MY N------ SO MY T--- LOOK LIKE A BUTT FOR A FUNNY PRANK. CHECK IT OUT! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WEIRD PRANKS? FRRRP THOUGH 1 MUST ADMIT, YOUR T--- MAKE FOR A NICE TIGHT AS GOD DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN! Cyanide and HappinessExplosm.net

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