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>98851139 (OP) Well Seymour, I made it despite your directions >Ahh, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're unprepared for an unforgettable booty call yeah *skinner enters the kitchen and gets gangraped* oh ye gods, my rump is ruined! But.. what if I were to purchase an onahole and disguise it as my own ass? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour! >s-superintendent, I was just, uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill! pre copulation exercise, care to join me? >why is there c-- coming out of your ass, Seymour >oh, that isnt c--, its lubel lube from the lubed clam you're f------. mmmm, lubed clam! >I hope you're prepared for mouth wattering a---! >I thought I was having lubed clam oh ho ho no, I said lubed hams! that's what I call my a------ >you call your a------ lubed hams? yes! It's a regional dialect >what region? suh, shadbase? really? Well I'm one of his patrons and I've never heard anyone use the phrase lubed hams >oh, no, its a paheal expression >l see ass f------ intensifies* you know this ass is quite similar to the ones they have at bad dragon oh no no no, ooooold family genetics! for lubed hams yes! and you call them lubed hams despite the fact that they are obviously dry .. you know...one thing I should... excuse me for a second >of course *yawn* aaaah that was wonderful, good time was had by all! >yes, I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THEREI? >Aurora bukakkealis? >a... Aurora Bukakkealis? at this time of year, at this time of the day, in this side of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? yes! may I see it? no HELP, SEYMOUR, I'M GETTING R---- no, mother, that's just the eastern delights well seymour, you are an odd bitch, but I must say... you lube a good ham >HELP >HEEEEEAAUUGHGGHHGGHHGHGGH

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Shadman, with his pervy deviations...


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STEAMED HAMS
-What does the "s" stand for? Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmm, steamed clams!
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it's a paheal expression, steamed hams, shadman, 4chan, /co/, greentext, >shadman, every day we stray further from god, why do i keep coming to this hellsite, principal skinner, supernintendo chalmers, that bit with the, was pretty clever i admit, the simpsons, i guess

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