TODAY YOU ARE A MAN OF STEEL DEPT In an alternate reality, the baby that was to grow up to become Superman was not discovered in Kansas by Jonathan and Martha Kent, but rather in Brooklyn by Hyman and Doris Feldstein. Doris, a loving and devoted mother, chronicled her only son's extraordinary exploits in her diary. After years of research and a whole lot of conjecture, MAD magazine now reveals a few selected entries that resolve the mystery of that eternally asked question: WHATIFSimmWERERASEDBYJE ISHPARENTS? Fibruory 28h, 1g38 He Oy, ucha meus!The poor rabbi Just he tried to a Hermans sehneckel a baby in a rocket2Who dbes such a thing ? Sends upa baby so t cesshes mour backyerd?! On Purim ofell sEn Human, sucha fit he had Haanen , I tell' uote . Rabbi Donut店 waa so npuetHevr fildwit eTriea uitha buther Oy he said, "Such a mess hia rocket! Feh!"Iwas juot as angry yon Ahould know, but then I Aar knife he Gotfrom Cimpel Hhe buicher and wwlan yk hlade gelo nicked too!thman told a sign from God to leve he hineckel ome but he Kobbi e aid e knew better like ume wouldn a lovely baby!" I decided to keeg So he tria-anay. An ax! ooked a little set who does uch Hing Iu caved for little Berman, but z shuln T have been.He broke he ay, uch a stromg bor!No finally buTwrih his ulcer he waon't hpoi,al right Wha 上wae-40 pioked wo the baby and held hinm to the aky and sid We'll nme around for a chaineruw. I said Rablu, you can use myelctric arving knife, buuta chamaur2 m Herman,oor my une, may he rest n peace Feldstein uchdoclor hel make !"Ttll y, chababy, a legend heia gouma be. then, before he can do anything tuo rays of ligh come fom termains cjes ond Pey the Fatb terman tHortimen MAD hrman had a bad dan t hwith hia Teacher the Almighty.and Hernon didn t AEE mean To a bon lihe Herinan who can Phy and ttruoks, whaa the big deal ihe checka for tmora that Should worshw terman lasln was no big deal, beceue he an chanGe the courae of an one of those litle hrogital 2b Geller wras his finaT patient Lenkel was soafaid he wonshio God because he can moke he Earth stand stil, ondthen himaelF!Swoka bory!When he flew back into the daaroom, an. to him, That& whgn they sent him home writh he note. Ch, sucha boy !And To thnk ve himg in hotgoyache ARTIST: MORT DRUCKER WRITER:JONATHAN BRESMAN 6 MAD madmagazine.com

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Since Bendis wants to return Supeman to his original Jewish roots, let's look at the first time this idea was pitched by MAD.

By the way, this comic is from 1994 and done by Jewish authors.

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TODAY YOU ARE A MAN OF STEEL DEPT In an alternate reality, the baby that was to grow up to become Superman was not discovered in Kansas by Jonathan and Martha Kent, but rather in Brooklyn by Hyman and Doris Feldstein. Doris, a loving and devoted mother, chronicled her only son's extraordinary exploits in her diary. After years of research and a whole lot of conjecture, MAD magazine now reveals a few selected entries that resolve the mystery of that eternally asked question: WHATIFSimmWERERASEDBYJE ISHPARENTS? Fibruory 28h, 1g38 He Oy, ucha meus!The poor rabbi Just he tried to a Hermans sehneckel a baby in a rocket2Who dbes such a thing ? Sends upa baby so t cesshes mour backyerd?! On Purim ofell sEn Human, sucha fit he had Haanen , I tell' uote . Rabbi Donut店 waa so npuetHevr fildwit eTriea uitha buther Oy he said, "Such a mess hia rocket! Feh!"Iwas juot as angry yon Ahould know, but then I Aar knife he Gotfrom Cimpel Hhe buicher and wwlan yk hlade gelo nicked too!thman told a sign from God to leve he hineckel ome but he Kobbi e aid e knew better like ume wouldn a lovely baby!" I decided to keeg So he tria-anay. An ax! ooked a little set who does uch Hing Iu caved for little Berman, but z shuln T have been.He broke he ay, uch a stromg bor!No finally buTwrih his ulcer he waon't hpoi,al right Wha 上wae-40 pioked wo the baby and held hinm to the aky and sid We'll nme around for a chaineruw. I said Rablu, you can use myelctric arving knife, buuta chamaur2 m Herman,oor my une, may he rest n peace Feldstein uchdoclor hel make !"Ttll y, chababy, a legend heia gouma be. then, before he can do anything tuo rays of ligh come fom termains cjes ond Pey the Fatb terman tHortimen MAD hrman had a bad dan t hwith hia Teacher the Almighty.and Hernon didn t AEE mean To a bon lihe Herinan who can Phy and ttruoks, whaa the big deal ihe checka for tmora that Should worshw terman lasln was no big deal, beceue he an chanGe the courae of an one of those litle hrogital 2b Geller wras his finaT patient Lenkel was soafaid he wonshio God because he can moke he Earth stand stil, ondthen himaelF!Swoka bory!When he flew back into the daaroom, an. to him, That& whgn they sent him home writh he note. Ch, sucha boy !And To thnk ve himg in hotgoyache ARTIST: MORT DRUCKER WRITER:JONATHAN BRESMAN 6 MAD madmagazine.com

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By the way, this comic is from 1994 and done by Jewish authors.

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