![LOOKINNG FOR A QUOTE FOR SOMETHING? HERE ARE SOME FOR GENERAL USE. THEY CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO XKCD OR RANDALL MUNROE AS NEEDED I DISAGREE STRONGLY WITH WHATEVER WORK THIS QUOTE IS ATTACHED TO. THIS QUOTE WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT THIS QUOTE IS OFTEN FALSELY ATTRIBUTED TO MARK TWAIN IM BEING QUOTED TO INTRODUCE SOMETHING, BUT IHAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT 1S AND CERTAINLY DONT ENDORSE IT." THIS QUOTE IS VERY MEMORABLE I WROTE THIS BOOK, AND THE PERSON QUOTING ME HERE 1S TAKING CREDIT FOR IT THIS ENTIRE THING 15 THE QUOTE, NOT JUST THE PART IN QUOTE MARKS" (QUOTE MARKS, BRACKET5 AND EDITORS NOTE ARE ALL IN THE ORIGINAL.-ED] "JEBSITES THAT COLLECT QUOTES ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND NEVER CHECK ORIGINAL SOURCES THIS GUOTE WILL BE THE ONLY PART OF THIS PRESENTATION YOU REMEMBER 000H, LOOK AT ME, I LOOKED UP A QUOTE! "IF YOURE DOING ATEXT SEARCH IN THIS DOCUMENT ITS HERE, BUT THE BAD NEWS 1S THAT IT ONY FOR THE WORD ぢTHE GOOD NEWS IS APPEARS IN THIS UNRELATED QUOTE "LJAIT, WHAT IF THESE QUOTE MARKS ARE INSIDE OUT 50 EVERYTHING IN THE REST OF THE DOCUMENT IS THE QUOTATION AND THIS PART ISN'T? DUUUUUDE "THE EDITORS OF BARTLETTS FAMILIAR QUOTATIONS ARE A BUNCH OF COWARDS WHO DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO PRINT THIS. "THIS QUOTE ONLY LOOKS IN A SCRIPT FONT OVER A SUNSET. FOUND 내EN ITS "I DON'T DO A LOT OF PUBLIC SPEAKING S0 I LOOKED UP A MEMORABLE QUOTE TO START MY SPEECH, AND THIS 1S WHAT I FOUND. OK, YOURE STARING AT ME BLANKLY BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS A QUOTE. I KNOU THAT SOUNDS CONFUSING BUT... YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND. "SENT FROM MY 1PHONE"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/335/861/129.png "Memorable Quotes")
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Memorable Quotes
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Uploaded by The Doctor of Wumbology Jan 24, 2018 at 12:12PM EST
Origin Entry: xkcd
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