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Redditor gets corrected after posting about jobs in the US being at a high risk of being replaced by automation

Making sandwiches in a factory (x-post r/mechanical_gifs) (gfycat.com) 17.3k submitted 1 day ago by MoustacheSteve 1376 comments share save hide report sorted by: best ▼ Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the comments → [-] blacksmithwolf 46 points 1 day ago Marketable at what? You seem to be under the impression that there are other jobs these people can and should be moving into but there aren't. Every new industry being created today employs less than the industry's they are killing. Automation used to replace menial repetitive tasks but now machines are getting better at thinking than us as well A study found tat 47% of jobs in the US are in the high risk category of being automated within 2 decades. Not planning for this is monumentally stupid because I guarentee you half the population will not starve to death quietly There will be violence and the position of "lol should of been a STEM major" is going to look real silly when the heads start to roll permalink embed save parent report reply [-] Should-have-listened 42 points 1 day ago should of Did you mean should've? I am a bot account. permalink embed save parent report reply [-] SteveThe7th 72 points 1 day ago Cripes, /u/blacksmithwolf is right, even the pedantic corrections are automated these days permalink embed save parent report reply [-] ewbrower 13 points 1 day ago This just brought me so much joy. What a perfect comment chain permalink embed save parent report reply

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Someone does not like different viewpoints

reddit STOy comments ↑ Has slavery always been part of human nature? (self.history) 10 submitted 14 hours ago by FoolsGhold 35 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost Was slavery a big part of the past? Im talking basically since the beginning of man. I know Egypt had slaves. However we all know very well that africans where enslaved in the past. And I feel that everyone has this notion of only white people where enslavers. And that only blacks are slaves. Im just looking for evidence to defeat that argument. [-] TomThomas 1 point 13 hours ago Up until the 1800s, a mere 200 odd years ago, every country in the world had slavery. Every one America and the Commonwealth were among some of the first to abolish it. Many Arab and African countries practiced slavery well into the 1900s Of course, the segregation and Jim Crow stuff lasted well into the 1900s too, but this was also true of many areas in the Commonwealth as well - Canada, Australia, and of course South Africa Anyone that tells you "white people", or even Americans, are the worst historical offenders when it comes to slavery is just playing politics permalink embed save edit disable inbox replies delete You've been banned from participating in r/history subreddit message via /r/history [M] sent 10 hours ago You have been banned from participating in r/history. You can still view and subscribe to r/history, but you won't be able to post or comment. If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for r/history by replying to this message Reminder from the Reddit staff: If you use another account to circumvent this subreddit ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole permalink delete report block subreddit mark unreacd re: You've been banned from participating in r/history to /r/history sent 2 hours ago Banned for what? permalink re: You've been banned from participating in r/history subreddit message via /r/history [M] sent 2 hours ago No current politics or soapboxing permalink delete report block subreddit mark unreacd re: You've been banned from participating in r/history to /r/history sent 36 minutes ago I didn't think I was. Even if you choose to interpret what I said as "soapboxing", was really worthy of a perma-ban? You don't think that's a bit much? permalink re: You've been banned from participating in r/history subreddit message via /r/history [M] sent 33 minutes ago No permalink delete report block subreddit mark unreacd You have been muted from r/history subreddit message via /r/history [M] sent 33 minutes ago You have been temporarily muted from r/history. You will not be able to message the moderators of r/history for 72 hours permalink delete report block subreddit mark unreacd

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When reporting an entire sub, we'd want to see a few examples of what could be considered rule-violating behavior. A few example posts, example comments that weren't taken down etc. We review entire subs very carefully but it helps if we have a jumping of

[-] rbevans 82 points 21 hours ago What exactly from a user or mod perspective is needed to report a sub i.e. particular user post history, a subs sidebar history? This rule still does not give clear guidelines as what we should be doing to report a sub because in my opinion this rule is still very subjective to enforcement So to be clear what exactly would be needed to report a community and a user. permalink embed report [-] landoflobsters [SA] 80 points 21 hours ago When reporting an entire sub, we'd want to see a few examples of what could be considered rule-violating behavior. A few example posts, example comments that weren't taken down etc. We review entire subs very carefully but it helps if we have a jumping off point of where to look. permalink embed parent report [-] DivestTrump 329 points 18 hours ago" Examples of calls for violence in /r/The_Donald https://reddit.com/comments/6gmy80/-/dis9ehn https://reddit.com/comments/5po3u4/-/dcsutsu https://reddit.com/comments/6a4qic/-/dhbwekn https://reddit.com/comments/6pz7a3/-/dktbspf https://reddit.com/comments/6zmtqm/-/dmwoum6 https://reddit.com/comments/75vw8z/-/doaz2t0 https://reddit.com/comments/73tfeh/-/dnt5er0 https://reddit.com/comments/4sqalq/-/d5bmu92 https://reddit.com/comments/6v0316/-/dlxcknl https://reddit.com/comments/6ewwm6/-/didp2zc https://reddit.com/comments/6ewwm6/-/die53cn https://reddit.com/comments/68qqc7/-/dh0moa8 https://reddit.com/comments/4t3azn/-/d5eawu9 https://reddit.com/comments/6ruijo/-/d187m9b https://reddit.com/comments/73lmi5/-/dnrizid https://reddit.com/comments/4tl3do/-/d5ih3pi https://reddit.com/comments/4tl3do/-/d5i3ykf https://reddit.com/comments/4tl3do/-/d5i7kwd https://reddit.com/comments/4tl3do/-/d5ipapr Edit: Looks like some regulars from The_Donald have arrived to spin and deflect. How's the weather in Russia? Edit 2: The mods are selectively removing my examples. Shouldn't stop the admins from seeing the true nature of the sub

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Posted literally two hours ago

↑ [-] Made-you-read-penis posted literally two hours ago Now would you like to handle this s--- or are you going to just ignore it again? Because I'm starting to think reddit outright approves of this f------ sub. Edit: here's a great comment And another one still getting ignored great comment in this thread I just got. Doesn't count but I think it's great this one is pretty telling stone the bitch I don't even have to try here permalink embed report ↑ [-] Loser-pushing-30 64 points 18 hours ago 246 points 19 hours ago" Literally every comment has been removed. Finally action being taken against f------ losers.

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Ok then, ban /r/Holocaust

しー」VikinicK 230 points 4 hours ago Ok then, ban /r/Holocaust (or at least give it to something like /r/AskHistorians) and its owners in /r/Nationalsocialism for their mods literally being Nazis. Edit: /r/NationalSocialism is banned about 10 minutes after I made this comment Edit 2: The moderators of that subreddit are still active, so no RRing /r/Holocaust... for now. Edit 3: /r/pol, /r/NationalSocialism, and /r/europeannationalism banned so far. permalink embed save report give gold reply [-] RunDNA 159 points 3 hours ago" /r/far_right was also banned 19 minutes ago. /r/actualjournalism (a racist sub) was also banned 9 minutes ago /r/Nazi was also banned 32 minutes ago. /r/racoonsareni**ers was also banned 52 minutes ago. /r/DylannRoofInnocent was banned 44 minutes ago. /r/ReallyWackyTicTacs (a gore subreddit) was banned 1 hour ago. /r/whitesarecriminals was banned 1 hour ago.

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Trump's Party

Iranian leader urges Europe to defy 'mentally retarded' Donald Trump over nuclear pact (irishexaminer.com) https:/iarchive.is/hAhta submitted 1 day ago by 6724 comments share report 53.9k sorted by: best ▼ you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the comments → 298 points 1 day ago Americans underestimate the huge global erection that was achieved by electing Obama Now it's soft, it's all gone soft dammit. permalink embed parent report 137 points 1 day ago I'm not a trump fan, but from the people I know who are, that was sort of the point. People thought Obama was weak because other countries liked him and wanted him elected, they think Trump is strong because other countries hate him and are "scared" of him. At least this is just whatI have observed permalink embed parent report 219 points 1 day ago It was like everyone was having a big party except that middle America wasn't invited The West Coast was living it up in tech money extravagance and made jokes about those flyovers and their Walmarts, never once trying to figure out what's eating Gilbert Grape. Wall St is luxurious as ever, inviting Saudi sheiks to get down and dirty in the empire city, all while 30 Rock made jokes about being dumb farmers or laborers. And it's true, the dumb farmers and out of work laborers were simple. Their biggest worries were whose son or daughter was gonna be killed next by heroin Then Trump came in and asked them if they knew that there was a party going orn and that they weren't invited. They said "of course". He said that despite makinga big fortune, he wasn't invited either because he was considered stupid and or "not nice". He told the people that if they elect him that he would try to get them into the party or at the very least, be obnoxious at the party in their honor. They said, "ok. It's not like we have anything to lose that we aren't already expecting to lose." The media said, look! He has money, so therefore he parties. Trump tells the people, "look, they are going to actively reject me from all of the parties going on in the country, even Republican parties. You'll see that I'm not invited just like you." and he was right What's the moral of the story? This is what you get when cultural classism runs rampant in a democratic country. It wasn't intentional for most people. It was just a miscalculation in economics and a bias in people who would otherwise feel guilty about not inviting poor people to the party if it weren't for convenient classism

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What the hell leave this poor man alone

MY SUBREDDITS ▼ POPULAR-ALL-RANDOM-USERS | ASKREDDIT-FUNNY-WORLDNEWS-VIDEOS-GAMING-TODAY!LEARNED-GIFS-PICS reddif TROLLXCHROMOSOMESs comments After about a month of complaining to HR with other female coworkers, we finally got this creepy coworker of ours unceremoniously fired! I feel like we scored one for all STEM girls in the house! (media.tenor.com) 1105 submitted 2 days ago by McMillanAndHusband 82 comments share report all 82 comments sorted by: best ▼ 个曰clwoboe 127 points 2 days ago Story please OP!!! permalink embed report 个[-] MENHISMA.N HusanD [5] 17 points 1 day ago It's the regular brogrammer stuff: dude is totally socially-awkward, never talks to anyone, never smiles, when you tell him to cheer up he gets angry and gives you these silly "death stares"... This is more job-related, but he seems to be extra mean in code reviews (for those who don't know about programming, it's when a programmer "reviews" the code another programmer wrote) when the reviewee is a woman. He only talks to male coworkers, although not much, but female coworkers, he shuns. Answers in monosylabes, cuts the conversation short and in a couple of times he's been very rude when doing that. But what really tilted the field for us was, who are acustomed to these "low-key woman- haters", was when one of my coworkers caught him reading an MRA site and making comments about how women get hired in our field only because the companies need a diversity quota. We brought this concern to HR (which has been amazing in my time here, really trying to make the whole place a welcoming one for all people and not just virgin white men) and they had a talk to him. I don't know what he said, but he ended up being fired permalink embed parent report [-] FatStig 19 points 4 hours ago Of course. HR was invented to have a place to stuff all the useless "diversity" hires. permalink embed parent report [-] LyleAndLottie 22 points 1 day ago He was horrible and I'm glad HR listened to you but please don't virgin shame anyone no matter what their gender. That's just being nasty. permalink embed parent report 个 casanovathrowa way 35 points an hour ago It's kind of hilarious that no one in this sub has an issue with her telling the guy to smile and him reacting badly So fickle! permalink embed parent report [-] morerokk 5 points 8 minutes ago Remember: it's harassment if you tell a woman to smile, but it's perfectly okay to tell a man to smile. And apparently it's also okay to bully an autistic kid until he gets fired. :

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r/WritingPrompts 23d U/DES-V WP] A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; "you're safe now" WRITING PROMPT T17.0k 455 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL u/Williethinks 23d Safe from what?" The capitalist system." "...are you f------ serious?" "Money shall enslave you no further!" "Dude my mom gave me this wallet...l didnt own the money in this. Nor do you own the means of production comrade." "What?" Why haven't you begun the revolution?" Are you crazy? I am twelve!" "You have nothing to lose but YOUR CHAINS!" "Okay Im leaving. Bye. ↑ 542 Reply u/alastar97 23 Yeah this is what came to min instantly upob seeing this prompt. Funny and nice, m8! Reply u/Williethinks 23d Thank you comrade. And now let us all rise for the anthem of the USSR. Reply u/ExplosiveGator 23d Unbreakable union of freeborn republics Great Russia has welded forever to stand! Created in struggle by will of the peoples United and mighty our Soviet Union! Sing to the Motherland, home of the free, Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong! Oh! Party of Lenin! The strength of the people. To Communism's triumph lead us on! Through tempests the sun rays of freedom have cheered us Along the new path where great Lenin did lead! To a righteous cause he raised up the people Inspired them to labour and valorous deed! In the victory of Communism's deathless ideal, We see the future of our dear land And to her fluttering scarlet banner, Selflessly true, we always shall stand Reply u/DumbassJ 23d You have been freed from the system.... Reply

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why rick and morty is reddit

What makes Rick & Morty "Reddit"? 'S When Rick & Morty discussion pops up on /tvl, many will rightly criticize the show for being "Reddit", an observation that is often outright denied or criticized for being too vague While "Reddit" is used disparagingly for a reason, the term could use some clarification. Put succinctly, "Reddit" is used as an adjective to describe a program with certain characteristics designed to appeal to the same audience that heavily uses Reddit. These characteristics are contrived enough that they are easy to spot, and are as follows Toilet humor/ wacky babbling When Rick & Morty can't bother to shovel any more pseudo intellectual fuel into the furnace of its content, it resorts to silly catchphrases and toilet jokes. One of the recurring side characters has the prestigious moniker of "Mr. Poopy Butthole", and other catchphrases include the mouth confusion "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub". These incidents could be excused as comic relief if they did not constitute the moments that fans quote most incessantly Juvenile nihilism Glut of surface pop culture references A Reddit user's cultural references are restricted to Hollywood science fiction films and other "nerdy" fictional worlds. While these works can display thoughtfulness on their own, Rick & Morty will often soullessly deploy their aesthetics and jargon (ray-guns, wormholes, etc.) without any sense of wonder. The show is effectively signaling a creativity it does not possess while simultaneously comforting the viewers with familiarity. In leiu of actual memorable moments, Rick & Morty will occasionally also resort to specific references to established intellectual properties ("Mad Max") Much like the denizens of rlatheism, Rick and Morty espouses the view that, since God is Dead, life is meaningless and all emotions are the result of strictly biological imperatives. This philosophy explains the show's gratuitous violence and narrow view of a cold uncaring universe. Rather than taking any joy in the art of expression, Rick & Morty assumes the passive attitude of a emotionally-maligned undergraduate who has just read his first Camus novel Corporate complicity In one of the most egregious examples of product placement in recent memory, the season 3 premiere of the show included a subplot in which a main character laments the cancellation of In conclusion Nobody cares if you enjoy watching Rick & Morty. However, the show is constructed so obviously that any denial of its formulaic appeal to the Reddit demographic is pure fraud. Additionally, any claim to its Irreverent violence Like its contemporary animated program Family Guy, Rick & Morty wil often utilize scenes of extreme violence. While this is by no means unique to the show, its own approach lacks the more beguiling uses of hyper-violence employed by talented creators (i.e. Verhoeven's visceral a McDonald's dipping sauce. The mention of this sauce cascaded originality or intellectual status falls apart under close scrutiny. The interrogations of grisly spectatorship). Often Rick & Morty will tactlesslyinto real life when the restaurant restored the sauce after much fact that the show is so despised on Itvl is due to the fact that all of employ violence for a cheap shock, or tie it into another pop culture moment for a lazy juxtaposition. Since most fans of the show have likely never experienced the true trauma of violence themselves, these moments will come off as "daring" instead of trite and predictable is so clear, in fact, fanfare. Rather than viewing this incident with suspicion, fans of the show "ate it up" on social media, so to speak. Surely a program that is purportedly one of the "smartest shows on television" wouldn't debase itself by catering to such obviously capitalist utilities this evidence is clear to those denouncing it that any given copypasta mocking the show will single out a few of these facets. Don't get defenseive when directed back to Reddit rather take the advice you will end up in more appropriate company Rick (((and Morty)))の@RickandMor..2 Apr you wanna get in on this? Call me. Please f--- off back to Reddit welcome McDonald's @RickandMorty.@RickandMorty McNugg Lubba Dub Dub. 1 PM-2 Apr 201 わ t3 15,681 31,193

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